A few weeks ago there was a poll to find out the most ridiculous song lyrics. My personal choices would be-
"...when my eyes have been so red/I've been mistaken for dead..."- Depeche Mode's But Not Tonight
and
"Every second counts when I'm with you/ I think you are a pig/You should be in a zoo..."- New Order's Every Second Counts.
What other nonsense lyrics can other people come up with?
2006-12-02 06:10:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
i always found new order strange
2006-12-02 06:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about this........
"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, i'm crying.
I'm crying, i'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo."
2006-12-02 10:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by twentieth_century_refugee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can never forget Spitting Image's Hold a chicken in the air, still makes me laugh when i hear it.
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
2006-12-02 06:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst I have ever heard? By some losers called "DJLuck & MC Neat". 2-step garage act. They should have taken the two steps to the taxi rank home. They were on TOTP a few years back - and we had to put the subtitles on to see what the chappie was saying:
Chun-a-nee chun-a-nee (x16)
Holla wid de rinsin
Holla wid de rinsin sound (x8)
Bad
Bad
Bad
BASS
(Repeat)
That's the truth. And during his "Bad, Bad. Bad BASS" section - there was no bass at all playing. He looked kind of embarrassed... What does it all mean? It makes "Wop-bam-a-loo-wop-a-root-bam-boo, Tutti Frutti, ah, Rooty" seem like opera!
2006-12-02 06:54:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fish/Marillion has writen many strange lyrics in his time. One that comes to mind is from Script for a Jesters Tear
The fool escaped from paradise will look over his shoulder and cry
Sit and chew on daffodils and struggle to answer why?
As you grow up and leave the playground
Where you kissed your prince and found your frog
Remember the Jester that showed you tears,
The script for tears
2006-12-02 08:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by FUGAZI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This entire song by Clutch......is just strange.
Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?
Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small
Sector, vector, eat them all.
It’s already in their eyes.
Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Ain’t nothing you can do about it. Gonna be a big brawl over it
Like them little bitty babies in the king cakes.
Bonnie & Clyde the whole dome,
The shackles of automata will shatter like their bones.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
10001110101
Periodic table with a center piece of mind.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.
Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.
Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?
10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.
10001110101
Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
Man alive the jive and lyrics,
Radioactive, don’t come near it.
Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.
2006-12-02 06:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the most ridiculous song. A rap about chains with a nursery rhyme?!
"Do your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo'
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low
Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang"
etc
2006-12-02 06:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by toxicPoison 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boheimian Rhapsody, absolutely bonkers.
2006-12-02 06:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Hustler 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would you believe:
"My sister breastfed my baby while I took care of you"???
A South African song in the 80's. I still cringe when I think of it.
2006-12-02 06:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a song years ago called " Drop kick me Jesus over the crossbar of life" Honest! you could not make it up.
2006-12-02 06:16:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tallboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hut-sut rawlson on the rillerah
And a brawla, brawla sooit.
2006-12-02 06:18:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋