mine are
"Dont tell me the skies the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
"Dont be afraid to try something new, an amateur built the ark;professionals built the titanic" :D
2006-12-02 05:21:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
2006-12-02 05:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by still_happy2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
2006-12-02 05:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every silver lining has a cloud.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be a train coming towards you.
Sometimes you are the pigeon, but mostly the statue.
I used to suffer from depression. Now I look forward to it.
It's being so cheerful that keeps me going.
2006-12-02 05:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" A hundred years from now no one is going to give a **** anyway"
"sarcasm is nothing more then the idle chatter of an idiot"
"cocaine is Gods way of telling you that you make too much money"
"If ignorance is bliss then we all should be living in candy land"
"drugs may lead you down a path to nowhere, but at least it's
the scenic route"
"you are a perfect example as to why some species eat their young"
2006-12-02 05:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by mark_grvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those!
some of mine are
"the force is like duct tape, there is a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together"
while this might not seem inspirational,,,, when things seem bad, it helps me to keep it in perspective
"the self is not something you find, its something you create"
"we are today becoming who we are to be"
for me, those two give hope,
finally, just to have a laugh, which always cheers me up, is,
"very funny scottie!, now beam down my clothes!"
2006-12-02 05:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by dlin333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" And you want to know what the Secret to Living Happily Ever-After is?
POWER,
MONEY,
and POWER
See, once you have those two things, you can secure everything else; and keep it that way ".
Lex Luthor,
President of United States of America
2006-12-02 05:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Don't worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow will take care of itself.
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life is like a jar of jalapenos, you never know which one is going to burn you up.
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2006-12-02 05:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the titanic one, here are mine:
dont regret anything that once made you smile.
the way i see it, do anything you want, and if its something youll regret in the morning, sleep late.
2006-12-02 05:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Elif 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Life is like a beautiful melody
only the lyrics are messed"
2006-12-02 05:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"just screw it", "it could always be worse, I could be a man",lol
2006-12-02 05:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋