Who would win this war?

Question

The USA versus Mexico and Canada

lol you guys are no fun, all these thumbs down for a silly hypothetica?

Answer 1

Well lets look at the stereo types of each country first before deciding.
Canada-peaceloving hippie types who smoke weed and eat canadian bacon with syrup.
Mexico-I would offend someone by saying it, but if you remember a certain South Park episode where they go to the hall of tolerance and there is a Mexican janitor you will know what it is.
U.S.A- Fat arrogant blow hards who are stubborn. (not how I see them just the rest of the world)

Now if Canada, fed the fat Americans, canadian bacon with syrup and got us high, we would be a pushover for the Mounties to ride in and take over. However Americans would just whip out there guns and shoot them all, immediately after receiving the free food and weed.

The Mexicans are a non issue because they would be taking a nap while this was going on.

In conclusion, the USA would win.

Answer 2

The USA in just a couple of weeks, but why in the hell would we want to. Beating Canada would be all right 'cause we could come home but we would be in an Iraq type situation with Mexico. Better to just turn the fence into a wall and defend it

Answer 3

The United States. First of all, Canada's army is the United States. Second of all, Mexico is currently a deeply divided country. there are 2 presidents in Mexico rite now and how can we expect them to band together if they dont agree on thei own gov't. Third of all, if the first 2 reasons are not enough, the United States is far more advanced than both of these nations. Soldiers are not the only way to win a war.

Answer 4

I'm sure that the drug traffickers in both our above and below neighbors could abandon their lucrative drug trades and cash it in on arms and ammo from foreign countries readily exporting them in Africa, the Middle East and Asia, but by the time we figured out what was up, we would get the U.N. or other friendly countries to blockade them.

Then we would threaten to bomb the hell out of them, and the millions of them (most from Mexico that would try to escape to our country for protection would just add to the enormous death toll of those 2 countries, combined with their economies being weakened by the end of black market drug trading (especially in Mexico, although Canada has a very profitable illegal prescription drug trade in business).

In the end, we would just send all of the criminals back to their own courts and jails and whatever Pres. in office would surely and proudly echo the words of Abraham Lincoln who said, to paraphrase "No country can destroy America from the outside. If our country is to be destroyed, it will be from the inside, from political corruption and power struggles."


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Answer 5

Even though I don't always agree with with mexico or canada I would never want to fight them. That would be like fighting a step brother or somthing.

Answer 6

Well the Mexicans would want to fight for us, for a couple dollars and hour, and the Canadians think they are already Americans

Answer 7

1) Won't happen.
2) It wouldn't be a question of "would we win?", but rather "How many days would it take?" My guess is between 5 & 7.

Answer 8

The US could be hit by an asteroid and still win that war

Answer 9

God Bless America(and when in doubt) {BLAME CANADA} Mexico is irrelivant

Answer 10

If Bush is Commander in Chief, Mexico would win easily, and Canadians could just kick back, drink beer, and watch from the sidelines.