2006-12-02 04:10:16 · 11 answers · asked by sact 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
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2006-12-02 04:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by emtjen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try these mainly from the 70's in the UK.
Santa Clause is on the dole - Spitting Image
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies
Make A Daft Noise For Christmas - The Goodies
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - ???
2006-12-02 12:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is one called the 12 days of Christmas by an Irish man, cant remember what he's called though someone asked for it a couple of weeks ago on this site and got the answer.
Its hilarious
just remembered his name is Frank Welsh
2006-12-02 12:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember a Xmas rap back in the 70's I think it was actually called "xmas rappin"
2006-12-02 15:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IQuite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn't even afford a fire
But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we'd all sit round his tongue
We couldn't afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
And make the old **** sneeze...atchoo
Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo
Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home
Santa claus you ****
Where's my ******* bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what i like
I've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my ******* bike
If i wanted a pair of ******* shoes
I would've ******* asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your ****
You went and mucked my order up
It's enough to make you spew
It's not just me that's pissed off
My sister's cheesed off too
Santa claUs you ****
Where's my ******* pram
You promised me you ******* ****
You know who I am
'Cos I'm the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where's my ******* pram
Next time i go to see him
I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Set his ******* reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts
Just you wait til next year
'Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
'll come stomping through that door
Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls
'Cos he tells ******* lies
He's a pisstake and a pervert
He's not even ******* bright
'Cos that ******* wanker
Forgot my ******* bike
Hey santa claus you ****
Where's my ******* bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like
I wrote you a ******* letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my ******* bike
Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
******* punch your head in....****
I saw mummy sucking santa
2006-12-02 12:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I think 12 days of Christmas by the Muppets,Christmas is comming by Miss Piggy and Kermit,Rudolph Rap the California Raisons,The Christmas song by Alvin and the Chipmunks
2006-12-02 12:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was played on Chris Moyles show.
Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey
It's rather addictive!
2006-12-02 12:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by Caroline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Hanky - The christmas poo song!
2006-12-02 12:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by isthisinuisetoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cheech n chong song don't know the name of it but it's freakin funny
2006-12-02 12:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheech and Chong have a good one
2006-12-02 12:14:23 · answer #10 · answered by stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋