does he use the computer in Supermans Fortress of Solitude to compile his lists?
2006-12-02 03:41:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
LOL - some good answers so far! also - to those stating santa doesn't exist, or asking my age, or stating that I touch myself at nights. YOU GET COAL!
2006-12-02 03:51:08 · update #1
Did you ever stop to think that Superman could be Santa?
They both have red costumes.
They are both flying around in the sky one way or another.
They both came from cold places.
2006-12-02 03:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by wscarpelli@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa lives in the north pole because its cold and his job is so much better with snow and being cold. His elves work faster, so they will warm up. His reindeer, love it and Rudolph gets to play with all the other reindeer and that makes Santa Happy. He could never live in the South His Snowmen would melt, and there would be no icicles, and no work would be done because everyone would be in the pool to cool off. And That's Why. His list comes from many years of experience, no computer.
2006-12-02 04:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by lennie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no internet access at the North Pole, so he can get some work done instead of wasting his time on Yahoo answers and OE MB's like the rest of us do.
BTW: He has a special computer just to keep track of all of the weasle's sock puppets. There isn't enough memory in the other computers where he keeps track of everybody else in the world.
2006-12-02 05:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's a common miconseption, santo lives in Budhapest, Hungary, he has his factory at the north pole to escape any taxation, and with a factory his size, that would be in the billions of dollary per year. No, he has an HP, with windows me, It's pretty old but every year it's tricked out so he has enough memory to make 8 lists but he only need two so it's pretty nice.
2006-12-02 03:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by msim225 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He moved to the North Pole to get away from Julia!
2006-12-02 03:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by softspot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's see
Santa lives in the North pole because it's cold there and nobody would want to go there.
2006-12-02 03:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by hola 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so that he can get FATT,,,!!lol....no justtt kiddingggg...
because he knows no one will survive the cold if they try to come up there..so then hes alone and doing what he wants to do and then when does come once a year, every ones sooooooooooo excited to see him that they give him cookies and he eats and gets fat and the goes back up north and starves himself skinny till next christmas...lol
2006-12-02 03:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by jp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People would see people what santa is giving them for christmas!
2006-12-02 04:03:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Natasha♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He lives there because Mrs. Claus liked the cottage.
2006-12-02 03:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by maggiepirsq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because homosexuality is legal in the North Pole.
2006-12-02 03:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋