I was in the butchers today and bet the owner £50 he couldn't reach the meat on the highest shelf. Fair enough, he is a short man, but he refused, telling me that the steaks were too high.
2006-12-02 01:50:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
What a chump...you should've given him the chop for talking such offal tripe!
Sorry...I know...thats really bad but I'm after a job writing the script for 'Cash in the attic'
2006-12-02 02:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe the short guy was feeling a little low he was the greedy one not you
hmm kind of rhymes too
2006-12-02 01:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Chesh » 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a "chicken" to use that "tripe" as an excuse, but as long as you didn't "rabbit" on and have a "bull 'n cow" about it - no worries.
2006-12-02 02:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly rabbit, they weren't steaks, they were pork chops.
2006-12-02 01:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to know that men can acknowledge their shortcomings!
2006-12-02 01:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...simple but funny
2006-12-02 01:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could stand on the wood chuck CHUCK
2006-12-02 01:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by gallagher g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....poor short a*se.
2006-12-02 01:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha
2006-12-02 03:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should of used a ladder !!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha
2006-12-02 01:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋