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I would like to be able to buy a can of "shut-up" or "go away" if it was available. Or maybe a little less harsh like a pleasant can of "be quiet". For work, I am in construction, a can of "DEMO" would be good

2006-12-02 01:28:25 · 11 answers · asked by gare 5 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

11 answers

What a great question! Good answer TC.
If I could put something in a can I would have a cupboard full of stuff.
I could use a can of "Fore Thought" so that I could think things out ahead of time. I could use "Brains in a can" to make intelligent decisions and so I could say I actually know something.
Oh, how about "LEARN in a can" so I can learn whatever piques my interest. "Lover in a can" for those nights when I'm not in the mood and she is and vice versa.
I can use a can of "Disappear" for some of the guys at work or a can of "SHUT UP" That's a good one. We have a guy at work that's so annoying that everyone that has contact with him would have their own can of SHUT UP to spray him with.
Great question!

2006-12-02 01:49:23 · answer #1 · answered by blastabuelliac 4 · 2 0

I would put disappearing spray into a can. Then whenever someone was annoying me or i did not want to listen to them, i could spray some disappearing spray on them or some shut up spray so i would not have to listen to their motor mouth--i work in a call center with about 300 people at any one time--about 500 total work there and it is just one big gossip fest and people are only there so socialize and never work (except myself) and i just want to shut them all up or make them go home, or god forbid, work!

2006-12-02 01:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 2 0

a can of "Everything Works the First Time"
to spray on my work and in the bedroom... :-)

2006-12-02 01:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1 0

A can of Clean House would do fine.

2006-12-02 01:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by sweetre2 3 · 2 0

i want a remote with a mute button that works on people.

2006-12-02 01:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by oldsoftee2001 6 · 1 0

I would put BE KIND in a spray can!

2006-12-02 01:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by tcbtoday123 5 · 1 0

I'd be buying cans of "Give me a big fat raise" and also "Be nice" , "Attitude adjustment", and "Sure, anything you want".

2006-12-02 17:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 1 0

I would by a can of:
Love
Joy
Peace
Long-suffering
Kindness
Modesty
Shut-up
go-away
Miracles
Any wish granted
ect.

2006-12-06 15:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by Red 1 · 0 0

A can of MY WAY would be really nice.

2006-12-02 02:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 1 0

Spry money.

2006-12-02 01:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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