2006-12-02 01:22:49 · 22 answers · asked by davejohnson500 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Earth Sciences & Geology
My vote for question of the week.
2006-12-02 01:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A kettle requires about 2.5 kilo watts for about 5 minutes to boil 1 litre of water.
however I'm not sure how much friction is generated by the average ****.....
I think it depends upon how scaly / hairy the palms of your hands are, it may also depend on if lubrication is used.
either way I think that you may wear your knob down to a nub before the kettle is even getting warm.
I am also sure that the equipment required to transfer the power generated my not be the most condusive to arousal.
however I think that if it were possible to transfer this energy using an implant of some kind we may have discovered a truly green energy source. I mean if it were possible to harness the power of frustrated spotty teenagers we could dispense with the use of fossil fuels.
2006-12-02 09:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by bluegreenash 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
News report said that all the running Wayne Rooney does during the course of a 90 min football match is enough energy to boil 8 cups of tea.
2006-12-02 09:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Narky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slow wanking ... never. Fast wanking ... in my limited experience (I'm just a girl) well, multiple the number of wanks per second by the calories burned per **** (which will also depend on the pressure used) ... Oh hell, start a circle jerk. This could be a great contest. I want tickets.
2006-12-02 09:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by lollipop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably about the same as it would take to FILL the kettle. You could then make a nice cup of hot chocolate with it.
2006-12-02 10:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by derbyandrew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Size of kettle, amount of water and its starting temperature are other variables to consider, but even more important to remember is to look away and get rid of any voyeurs: 'A watched 'pot' never boils'!
2006-12-02 09:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by chartres52 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Steam comes out of my ears within seconds - no problem with the kettle.
2006-12-02 09:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a standard litre and half jug type kettle, 2000 watts. 7 reciprocations per second i would say about 400 at about 100 mils. so in reason 4000, oops i lost me stroke. damn gotta start counting again.
2006-12-02 09:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends how much water you've put in the kettle
2006-12-02 09:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by karen f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can take some from my bathwater if you wish. It's way too hot for me to get in yet........ Oh! - and by the way,,,,i filled mine just after breakfast. And your invited for a dip in the heated swimming pool after dinner. that's if your not still boiling your own ,that is.
2006-12-02 10:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think an experiment is in order, you will need some wiring a couple of clamps, teenage boy and an underwear catalogue.
2006-12-02 09:29:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋