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No he goes to an hotel in Mythyr Tydfil where they do a special OAP package. He usually has fatted calf, cos he has Turkey or Chicken at Thanksgiving.

He goes to Rhode Island for Thanksgiving, he used to spend new year in Jerusalem but there is no place for him in the middle east any more, so he will be going to Glasgow where they know how to celebrate the new year.

2006-12-02 00:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 3 1

No I was invited to heaven for Christmas last year when I died and all they had was lots of boos, and Jesus favourite song playing in the back ground (What if God was one of us) by Joan Osborne. The cake was good he fed a hundred souls with it. He was sad because his dad was working, but the new chariot in the cloud way outside the kingdom made up for that. Otherwise on earth we celebrate jesus birthday, up there they throw one hell of a party. Jesus Rocks. Pssssst Don't tell his father. He isn't really allowed to throw parties in the house. God just got new carpets and they cost a fortune.

2006-12-02 08:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by george 4 · 1 0

He eats roast goose and heretics in blankets.
For pudding he likes toffee pecan roulade. It's the nectar of the gods, that stuff.

2006-12-02 09:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 0 1

cake to celebrate the birth

2006-12-02 10:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's his son's birthday, so he is bound to celebrate it. Maybe they have sandwiches and a cake.

2006-12-02 08:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 5 · 2 0

Maybe he just gets a goose from the holy ghost!

2006-12-02 08:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0 1

im sure god does celebrate christmas. he is the reason we are here and the reason we celebrate it. if not for him i dont believe we would be here celebrating it ourself.

2006-12-02 08:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

He has devils on horseback followed by angel cake !

2006-12-02 08:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2 1

Time for your bed little girl.

2006-12-02 08:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by Raymo 6 · 1 1

well i suppose its like dad feels when its my birthday,it is his sons birthday!

2006-12-02 08:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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