I'm desperate. It's been 3 I was playing with a carrot in my bedroom like I always used to do and suddenly it broke up in two pieces and one of them got stuck inside my *** and I just can't take it out. I'm very worried because my *** is aching and I haven't been craping since then. I know I should look for a doctor to solve my problem, but I'm too ashamed to do that. Does anybody know a way for me to get that carrot out of my ***? Please, help me!!!
2006-11-30 23:58:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Go to the hospital, they have seen absolutely everything. A nurse friend of mine has told me all the different items thay extract from people's backsides. My favourite has to be the head from a sindy doll, followed by a (once frozen) chicken drumstick. LOL LOL
2006-12-04 21:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
fuc.ing excellant, get some super strong laxative, you want to watch out and hope the thing doesnt sprout, you may end with a crop of carrots up yer jacksie
2006-12-01 08:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospital, before something real bad happens in there. You can get very sick and more if you can't "go". Some people just shouldn't be left alone.
2006-12-01 08:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by btyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your really father christmas, I think you're really selfish for nicking Rudolphs' carrots. If I were Rudolph I would use my antlers to get it out.
2006-12-01 08:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get grocer every day. Why don't stick a food processor up there and make a meal out of it ?
2006-12-01 08:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No worries... the Gerbil already there will take care of it for you.... or send in the Gerbil if you left it out!
2006-12-01 08:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to a&e people go in there with alsorts in there*** a carrots nothing. people have dysons stuck. oh and get out more stuck in your room with carrots!!!
2006-12-01 08:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by makemesmile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink lots of prune juice
2006-12-01 08:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try puking up and you'll see the carrot appear
2006-12-01 08:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try using a hand blender that'l dislodge it.
2006-12-01 08:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋