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It's in the corner of the factory, going rusty.

2006-11-30 23:24:01 · 14 answers · asked by sling it bird 3 in Home & Garden Other - Home & Garden

14 answers

Roll him down a steep bumpy hill, a railway embankment is perfect, when the train hits him it makes a lovely noise. You could also video it and put it on utube, this will gain you notoriety in the local press and amongst your peers.

2006-11-30 23:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Read some Isaac Asimov and get inventive with some spare parts, the three Laws of robotics and a self-destruct button...

2006-12-01 08:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by SilverSongster 4 · 0 0

I'm sure he must have some kind of re-sale value - you could try ebay ! If not, lube him up well with wd40 then stick him in a room with metal mickey (in crotchless panties), stick on some heavy rock and let them get on down ! that should overload his circuits

2006-12-01 07:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by ~Nic~ 2 · 1 0

Give it away to a collage, or put an add in the paper like free to a good home

2006-12-01 08:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by nessie 4 · 0 0

Dismantle it and send it to a Civic Amenity Site for recycling.

2006-12-01 07:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Awwwww. poor ikle robot....

Why not remake him all shiny with new parts and make some kind of Johnny FIVE!!!!!!!!!! from short circuit

Beautiful stephanie.

2006-12-01 07:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by nommie 4 · 0 0

Call the Terminator. Believe he's somewhere in Sacramento...

2006-12-01 07:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A bucket of water to short his circuits and sell his bits for scrap. (I hear that some bits will fetch a lot more than others;o))

2006-12-01 07:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey, that's not rust, it's St. Tropez you cheeky cow.

2006-12-01 07:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0 0

Can I have it? I'm just a phantom you know, I'd like to have a body.

2006-12-01 07:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by The Phantom of Anna Nicole Smith 2 · 0 0

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