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Mischievous Suggestions for my job!?
My work just installed a suggestion box which I find really lame (it's a sports pub) I want to stuff it with some sarcastic and funny coments/suggestion. Any ideas?


Just in case anyone is worried about my job security.
**Relax**I work at a pretty laid back place. if they saw some sarcastic comments stuffed in the box, they would more then likely assume it was me and laugh it off as another one of my pranks
They luv me, I'm in no danger... at worse I'd get a disapproving stare. =)

2006-11-30 22:31:49 · 5 answers · asked by aletheia 1 in Business & Finance Careers & Employment

5 answers

Suggest placing a sign in the wash rooms asking the clients to held save money by recycling the toilet paper.

2006-11-30 22:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Suggest: Singing when tipped (works at Coldstone). They use funny songs taylored to whether the tipper is male or female etc.

Walnuts (in the shell), instead of reg. nuts to save money and eventually give raises. How many buzzed football fans are going to work to get a walnut open. They'll order hot wings.

2006-12-01 06:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jusntyme21 3 · 0 0

Ask for Go Go dancers
Or ask to take away the NO SMOKING sign in the sports arena

2006-12-01 06:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jomtien C 4 · 0 0

suggest getting a suggestion box,

suggest that they crown you queen and hand the pub over to you!

suggest they stop pretending to care

2006-12-01 06:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0 0

money from the box huh,what box??

2006-12-01 07:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by the Magician's Assistant 4 · 0 0

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