My wife seems to be having a lot of baths lately - on more than one occasion l have heard a mans deep voice saying something like "hotwaterbottle" - I have checked the room afterwards and haven't found anyone yet but the window is always open. Do you think l should bash the door down when l hear the voice again and catch them at it? ;-)
2006-11-30 22:16:55 · 39 answers · asked by max 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't go into the bathroom with a lighted match, and cut down her baked bean ration
2006-11-30 23:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by ADC 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would someone sneak another person into her bath tub when her husband is home?
Ask your wife if you really think something is going on, but you will look like an idiot. Why would a man say Hotwaterbottle in the bath tub?
I think you are imagining things. If the window is at floor level, all you have to do is walk around to the window and look in - right? then you will know.
What happened that you are insecure in your relationship?
Maybe you should attempt to put the romance back into your relationship so you will be in the tub with her.
Maybe your wife is masturbating in the bath tub and the deep voice you are hearing is her when she is climaxing. Although for the life of me I can not figure out why she would say hotwaterbottle as she comes.
Good luck to you. Let us know what you discover.
2006-11-30 22:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Night Train 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should check to see if there's a ladder leading up to the bathroom, and take it away if there is. You could also drill a small hole in the bathroom door and fit one of those spyglass things that people use in their front doors to see who's there. Failing all that, you could get a periscope, then when she has a bath, you could raise it up to the window and take a look through it. That should put pay to any water sports!
2006-11-30 22:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?
Next time she has a bath just join her. Maybe she has a vibrator.I dont think she'd have a man in there unless she takes you as a complete fool.
Really either ask her straight out or go in there and check for yourself while she's in the bath,
2006-11-30 22:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time your wife wants a bath join her if she says no ask her to leave the door open just say you like watching her because she is so beautiful or something like that
2006-11-30 22:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by yarney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bash the door down? If the window's open, then go outside and look in! Wait till she gets in the bath, then go wait outside and see who comes out!
2006-11-30 22:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by crispy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your wife is transgendered and when she's in the bath the alter ego gender arrives LOL
When you hear these voices again----and that window is open----stand outside and see what climbs out the window----MEET the whomever WITH "hot water" (_)?
2006-11-30 22:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by aunt_beeaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U serious....LOL
If you are than I'm sorry if not thanks for the laugh...I needed it...
Yer man break down the door put a spy hole in the wall a camera and post it on the net man show your family and friends have fun bye.
Seriously if u r for real what do u need a hot water bottle for in the bath...
Oh just say can I join you both and see what happens...lol
2006-11-30 22:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why wreck a bathroom door ? Go outside and ''catch'' the man climbing out your bathroom window, If no-one comes out then you save face (yours) and if someone does then you deal with it then and your wife won't suspect anything in case you were mistaken.
2006-11-30 22:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her some space. Stop spying on her. It is a womans right to have who ever and what ever she wants in her bath with her. If she has another man you should ask yourself what about you forced her to look somewhere else for her pleasure.
2006-11-30 22:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋