Well what happened was, me mother shadow and Llama were drinking frothy coffees in the kitchen and wondering which kippers to hang on the xmas tree when we could hear strange sounds coming from the cellar. The last time any of us went down the cellar was 1997 when I discovered I had feelings for cats. It couldnt be brother surely because he said he was going out to buy some new knickers. Anyway, we opened the door and we could see a big heap at the bottom of the stairs and it was moving around. We turned on the light and to our shock we could see brother naked with his bum out and the bum of a 65 year old man!! Brother was behind the man and they looked like they were dancing. We asked what he was doing ,he said the man had fallen down the stairs and lost use of his legs so he was trying to 'shove' him back up the stairs. I mean I would usually believe it if it was anywhere else but why did he have to do it in the cellar?Couldnt he have done it in the kitchen like normal?sent
2006-11-30 19:56:50 · 22 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
well thats a hard one to call. i`ve had to take all my clothes off before to help "shove" pensioner upstairs but at least i did that in full view of the pensioners family, even all 5 of his sons helped me. it was hard and took ages but we managed it thankfully! but i do agree wiv u though about being down in the cellar and not in the kitchen. i think nelly`s right. u should make him live off baked beans for a WHOLE week and to make him really sorry how about tying him up to a chair in the kitchen and have ur whole family dance around him naked drinking that fabulous kipper and whisky cocktail. that`ll make him think twice in future! oh and rach thanx for that cocktail tip! had one just a minute ago! wow it really does warm u up! my nose is glowing brighter than the xmas lights down tottenham court road! :) xx
2006-11-30 22:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by graham f 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heh.. wow..
it could be that your brother was lying to you to cover up what really happened down there. i hate to put this idea out there, cause you might find it hard to grasp.. but here goes the first thing that comes to mind when i read this interesting peice
it could be that your brother himself heard some odd purring, hissing, growling, moaning, etc. coming from the basement, im pretty sure it is not a secret about your feelings for cats... so out of concern he went to investigate these noises. ..could be that when he got to the cellar he came upon this old sick pervert molesting your cats... so he took it upon himself to punish this cat violator.. and spanked him his bottom... hehe.. i dont know why your bros pants were down though...
he probably didnt want to tell you about this out of fear what you might have done to this man... he is not a cat... he is fragile
might of broke him
..so unless your brother has a wife... i wouldnt really worry about a thing.. just keep your eyes on that cellar..
2006-11-30 21:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by satanthdevil 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, it sounds perfectly normale behaviour to me. Your brother was mearly being kind to this man. After all, he had fallen down the stairs and his legs had packed-up. Why, just the other day I saw this dog being kind to another dog. One dog had gone flat for some reason and the other dog was pumping it up.There's not enough kindness like this in the world. We should all help each other in this way.
2006-11-30 20:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Derek M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's 2006. Now if it was 50 years ago I would say it's not normal. Now in 2006 they need to delete normal out of the dictionary. Normal hardly exists any more. The BIG question is how old is your brother?
2006-11-30 20:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe they just wanted to dance in private rachel......where they doing the congo or a waltz? i think if it was the congo then prehaps theyve been dancin for some time.it seems as though brother has been keeping secrets!!!!keep him away from shadow he,ll only make him stray.brother is VERY bad i suggest making him eat baked beans instead of kippers for the next week
2006-11-30 20:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You brother is definitely not telling the truth. Perhaps he has developed a liking for man. Does he acts like a gay? Have a one-on-one talk with him.
2006-11-30 20:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by SingGirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not ,ensure that man should never ever to come near your house and brother is also not to be seen again with this man . You may use force also if needed.Protect your brother
2006-11-30 23:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by your noon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely normal flechy. Brother does it all the time as he likes to help the old folks.
2006-11-30 19:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a butt bandit in the crowd
2006-11-30 20:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is legal and some people do it. But actually why don't you believe your brother?
2006-11-30 20:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋