What is the most complicated thing you think about us
2006-11-30 18:09:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
their "needs".
Like why they NEED a million pairs of shoes.
Why they NEED 3 different types of mascara.
Their pickiness:
"no..honey, I need SUPER absorbency tampons not regulars" (and then they expect YOU to go to the store and get it)
Their vindictiveness:
"If that b***h touches you one more time I'm going to rip her eyeballs out, but not with my newly manicured nails".
And my favorite of ALL time:
How they say one thing and mean another, and expect you to play mind reader.
"No honey, it's OK if you watch football tonight", and then we wonder why you turn away from us when we try to cuddle with you in bed later.
2006-11-30 18:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Women aren't complicated...they're ego-maniacs.
They are plagued with a god complex that serves only to remind them of their inferiority.
Don't get mad.
You know I'm right.
The women that are reading this is fuming and wish they could get their hands on me to hurt me in some manner.
At the very least, they want to attack me psychologically and verbally; call me some kind of something that they think will hurt me; make some disparaging remark about a certain body part...
The difference between god and man is that god is in control.
Ladies; women; girls; you can't control everything.
Let the man be in charge sometimes.
HE'LL LOVE YOU FOR IT.
2006-12-01 02:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The most complicated thing is the tendency to answer a question with a question and to question an answer with an answer.
2006-12-01 02:51:46 · answer #3 · answered by oatie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your tendencies to freak out at the most unexpected times and youre so inconsistent we cant even get used to a pattern
2006-12-01 02:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I gave up along time tring to figure yall out. All of yall are crazy but i love you.
2006-12-01 02:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a roommates ex girlfriend explained the universe to me in one sentence -- men are stupid and women are crazy. thats all you need to know.
2006-12-01 02:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
going through all the PMS'ing and all that period stuff you have to deal with. i still get confused. or is it your menstrual cycle? see what i mean. i don't know which 1 is which. that's what girls do, that's what they do best... go ahead. i'm glad i don't have to deal with that!
2006-12-01 02:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if we go down on the job it will be utter chaos in the world and PMS, stress ,etc
2006-12-01 02:14:42 · answer #8 · answered by iris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your spelling protocol. Very puzzling :-)
2006-12-01 02:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by AK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women make a mountain out of a mole hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me i am not that bad!! but yeah i still make a big deal about something small, which annoys me about myself, but it just happens!!!!!!!!
2006-12-01 02:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by shrimpy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋