The time has come to free these diminutive servants from bondage!
2006-11-30 18:09:17 · 7 answers · asked by V 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I have been in touch with Amnesty International on this very matter. PETA is also very irate over Santa's mistreatment of the reindeer.
Furthermore, I have brought a civil suit against Santa Claus. The prosecution will prove that in a shoping mall last December 24th, the plaintiff did adress my baby daughter (a girl of good character and impeccable reputation) and did not just once, not just twice, but THREE TIMES call her a 'ho'.
His red-suited butt is in the bag! I look forward to owning all his vast assets at the North Pole. I assure you, there will be some CHANGES made in the way Claus Enterprises runs its business!
2 DEC 06 0217 hrs, GMT.
2006-12-01 13:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in 1978, Jimmy Carter issued order 37-A99-9220 to have two squads of Navy seals storm the North Pole and free the slaves. Unfortunately, the ink smeared and the Pentagon thought the order was for two squirrels & gray seals. Needless to say, it wasn't the succes President Carter had hoped for. Donner and Blitzen led the defense of the elves compound and quickly mortally wounded the squirels. Without the squirels' leadership, the gray seals were confused and barked conflicting orders to each other and were easily pushed back into the sea.
More recently, the ELA (Elf Liberation Army) have been been trying trickier ways to shut down Santa's operation - such as finding the farms that grow the magic raindeer feed and burn the crop, or sabitoging the railroad tracks that help carry supplies to the workshops. So far their efforts have not stop the Jolly one. Pray for these freedom fighters!
2006-12-01 02:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Math geek 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. There is an covert operation based in Albuquerque called "Free the Little People" (FLoP). Unfortunately, The Kringle compound has a very sophisticated spy system run by feral cats.
Recently, They have attempted to join with the ELA.
2006-12-01 03:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the elves are not slaves. They are out casts with no were else to go...Santa provides them with a purpose, a good cause. Santa's elves are just in need of a joy to forget their isolation, like toys for the imagionators of the world.
2006-12-01 02:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm...I'm guessing you still believe in Santa.
Sound like you also like special deliveries during the festive season.
Oh go on then, if you need our permission, you go girl.
Free them!
I'm sure they'll thankyou many times over.
2006-12-01 04:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know they were in bondage!
That puts a whole new perspective on making 'toys' and "ho ho ho". LOL.
2006-12-01 13:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by aya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then who will make the toys? asian sweatshop orphans?
2006-12-01 02:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋