Three men stay over at a hotel, ones a muslim, ones a Hindu and the last is an accountant. Theres only two rooms so the men flip a coin and decide that the Hindu will sleep in the barn, off he goes, five minutes later he returns objecting to sleeping in a barn with a cow. The men flip a coin again and decide the Muslim will sleep in the barn , off he goes but returns five minutes later objecting to sleeping in a barn with swine. The accountant grudgingly makes his way to the barn....five minutes later the Muslim and Hindu hear a loud knock on their doors.....they open to find a cow and a pig camped outside the door!
2006-11-30 17:20:14 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make it a lawyer and it will be funny.
Would work with a Mormon too, but you'd get reported and generate a lot of hateful responses from people who were insulted.
2006-11-30 17:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Interesting--
2006-12-01 01:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would change the accountant to a lawyer and then the joke takes off
2006-12-01 01:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the accountant a lawyer and you've got a winner.
2006-12-01 01:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad
2006-12-01 01:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well since ur using "muslim" n "hindu" make the third one a religious one! that way its funnier! ;)
2006-12-01 01:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by love_cooools 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...maybe if you change the accountant to a lawyer...
2006-12-01 01:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Borat's joke:
“The chair walk with shoes - la la la la laa - it walk on a street. It is walking.”
jk.
2006-12-01 01:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im probably too blonde to understand
2006-12-01 01:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by vanilla_hips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. It's an ok joke. Maybe next time!
2006-12-01 01:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋