What juicy gossip would he/she tell?
2006-11-30 16:14:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Chynna my horse: Either: She is making me do what? Why am I trotting in circles, I am not going anywhere. Why do I have to put my head down and go more forward? All I have to do is go in stupid circles. OR: My owner is an idiot. It took her 5 years to be able to tell me how to do this simple thing? If it wasn't for her slowing me down, I would be doing 4th level by now.
Tweets- cockatiel- probably too stupid to talk even if she could :)
Casper, cockatiel- I am the boss.No ifs ands or buts. How I love chasing you around and biting!
my snakes and feeder mice?? ummm I am lost there:)
2006-12-01 11:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Egads, they talk already (but in their own language which I can understand most of the time). I'm glad they can't speak English (my language) because I just know they'd be calling me on the phone all the time complaining about something or tattling on each other or telling me to stop at the store on my way home to buy them more [whatever they want to eat/play with], etc. Ha! They'd probably start ordering food delivered when we're not home too.
2006-12-01 00:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by Inundated in SF 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They have a surgety for that, removing the vocal chords, but that's just cruel.
My pets would. . .
1. Ares, a male german shepherd mix, who is a big baby, would whine all the time..."You're looking at another animal." Whether or not if it is stuffed or on TV he is insanely jealous.
2. Three Ferrets (Zahra, Loki, Pixie) "Is it too big? Can we steal it? How loud will (my mother) scream if we _______?"
3. And the rabbits. . . . . we just won't go there.
2006-12-01 14:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by santana84_02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog is a 4 year old blk and white chihuahua and he would tell me how much he loves my sister's 5 year old toy poodle. Then he would tell me he hates the tshirts I make him wear and that he's hungry! And I hope that he'd say that he luvs me!
2006-12-01 08:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bello Stella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny question because what I would wouldn't want her to talk about I wouldn't write down lol
2006-12-01 00:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Megan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat would probably go and tell everyone who and what I've been doing in my spare time, as he watches!! Naughty cat! Naughty me!
Ha ha ha ha!!
2006-12-01 08:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by melfromhell001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason i think my rabbit, Jeremy, would speak with a british accent and tell tales of my sex life, he always watches and seems to be judgmental and condescending. after all who would be a better expert? "do it like bunnies"
2006-12-01 00:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by punkbun03 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dog would tell my parents what I do when I'm home alone, and where I really go when I walk her.â¥
2006-12-01 01:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always figured that if my little dog could talk, she would drive me crazy.!
..Look at me..aren't I cute, Look at me, aren't i cute..huh..huh? I want some of that, I want a bite..pleeeeease? Look at me, aren't I cute,,scratch my tummy..scratch it right there,,pleeeeeease? Aren't i cute..see what i can do...look, look..see what i can do..i wanna bite, I wanna go out..aren't I cute..
And my big sophisticated dogs would really disappoint me, when I learned how undignified their real thoughts are..
2006-12-01 03:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Chetco 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhhhhhh why sniffing butts would be an attractive thing to do, or the way that neighbordog nanvy always waves her tail in a fancy way............
2006-12-01 00:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by pretty_in_green_90 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋