Please keep in mind that it is a school environment and needs to be "politically correct"...Thanks
2006-11-30 15:53:53 · 5 answers · asked by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
elbows....Not appropriate joke but guess you were after the 2 points!
2006-11-30 16:04:12 · update #1
q: why did the chicken cross the road
a: to get to the other side
q: why did the chicken cross the road
a: to get to the other side again
2006-11-30 16:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Vince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 8th grade students did not think it was so funny, but many of them admitted to hearing it before.
-Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
-The pig fell in the mud
-Do you want to hear a clean joke?
-The pig got a bath
2006-11-30 16:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by jstimson4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting co....Moo,,, You say moo before they finish saying interrupting cow who.
2006-11-30 16:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by thrill88 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where do little chicks come from?
-Chickago.
Where do hens come from?
-Hennessese
What do u call a hare(rabbit)combined with the sprinkler?
-hare spray
2006-11-30 17:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by XxA&SXx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knoc.......who's there banana
knock knoc.......who's there banana
knock knok.......who's there orange
orange who?
orange ya glad i didn't say banana
2006-11-30 16:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋