2006-11-30 15:32:19 · 25 answers · asked by i'm a rock star 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my three yr old said" mommy my finger hurts." I said "which one?"
She held her hands out and said " i dont know. Pick one?"..lol
i laughed so hard!
2006-11-30 15:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Exaggerations of the truth. Most comedians tell stories you can relate to (believable) and then exaggerate on some human characteristic.
When a man tells a story he tells who, what, when, where,
This afternoon I was at safe way, I saw that n**** Bob, n**** bob said this, so I punched that n**** and broke out. When women tell a story they have to describe all these feelings, " well first of all I was on my period, and I had just talked to my mother" it's like goddamn get to the point.- Dave Chappelle
Do men really just say that, No, I have a buddy who loves to tell long boring stories, but it makes for a funny joke.
A woman's test in life is material things
A man's test in life is a women
If a man could ***** a women in a card board box he wouldn't buy a house.- Dave Chappelle
Most guys couldn't live in a card board box but the truth is men do strive to succeed more when we have a women.
2006-11-30 23:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ben V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean up on Isle 5
2006-11-30 23:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
2006-12-01 04:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family Guy
2006-11-30 23:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well TV wise um full house, Gilmore girls..etc. and movies:meet the fockers, hitch, sister hood of the travailing pants, Bad Santa, The perfect man, Bewitched, Christmas with the cranks, office space, the forty year old virgin, and stuff like that
2006-11-30 23:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Baby♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lots of things
2006-11-30 23:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Megs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three and a Half Men.
2006-11-30 23:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fart is always funny, it always gets a laugh and never gets tired.
2006-11-30 23:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the looks on all the televangelists' faces when they get to heaven only to be escorted to the DOWN elevator
2006-11-30 23:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋