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OK, women have two breasts. What if a woman as three? Two where they should be and one in the middle? On top of that, what if her skin is every so slightly green? Is there an 800 number to report such "incidents."

2006-11-30 14:12:42 · 10 answers · asked by http://fuelthearmy.com 1 in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

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well, that would make her an alien or some kind of demented lizard. I would suggest calling the government

2006-11-30 14:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok.... I am not a lady but I can answer some of that question.... there is a rare condition where a third breast can exist, it does not occur in the middle... usually on one side slightly under the other breast. It called Supernumerary Breast Tissue, and maybe underdeveloped to be called a full breast, on other occasions it possible to have a third nipple (A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple, accessory nipple, polythelia or polymastia)). (BTW the third nipple can occur in men too). These (both breast and nipple) are usually underdeveloped and so will never look like a fully formed breast or nipple. Sometimes a doctor would recommend removal of that tissue, but the patient can if they wish keep it. Like a fully formed breast or nipple it can be prone to the same problems as a fully formed breast. However as stated they are usually underdeveloped. But they basically cause no harm.

As for greenish, I really have nothing to tell you.

A 800 number to call.... I dont know but maybe you should call a psychiatrist.

2006-11-30 22:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Dragonlord Warlock 4 · 0 0

Not sure about the 800 number, but I would ask her to lay off the cholorphyll tablets. Having a third breast would make buying lingerie a bit difficult, but nursing babies very enjoyable!
I remember seeing a photograph of an ancient statue of Artemis of the Ephesians, who had dozens of breasts on her chest and toso, indicating extreme fertility.

2006-11-30 22:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mmerobin 6 · 0 0

You just went to the movies didn't you? They have a commercial before the movie starts with a green woman with three breasts.

2006-12-01 12:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by liss0124 2 · 0 0

It sounds like you need to have your mom go to the free clinic just kidding sounds like a problem though

2006-11-30 22:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by L 2 · 0 1

Yea, obviously you've smoked some pot of seen shrek necked.

2006-11-30 22:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sissy S 2 · 0 0

call a doc and ask them what to do.I am stumped. I have 2 normal colored boobs. Sorry can't jhelp you.

2006-11-30 22:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0 0

hahaha, that is a pretty incredible question, but if it happen, i.................don't know what she gonna do with the third breasts. kakakaka

2006-11-30 22:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah. 800-eat s***

2006-11-30 22:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Please say this is not a joke, cuz it sure sounds like one,.

2006-11-30 22:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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