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Women:

1. Use sex for leverage and power.

2. Be in touch with your emotions.

3. Use lotion.

Men:

1. Have sex and eat.

2. When sex is not available, masturbate.

3. Use lotion.

2006-11-30 14:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by texmusic 2 · 1 1

If women did, and we can only wish the top three would be this:
1. Any combination of the words 'yes' and 'fat' without the emphatic modifier 'NOT' will result in instant meltdown.
2. The Female's memory unit has two severe glitches a) any and all mistakes will be instantly stored in permanent memory for all eternity, cross-indexed and made available for easy retrieval, and b) there is no room available for good deeds commited more than 7 days ago.
3. Time flows differently for females than for males in relation to sex. Ten days will seem like two to a female, there is only one known patch.... lie. But don't get caught, see #1

2006-11-30 22:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by The what of wondering is why 2 · 1 0

Respect, Communicate & Relax

2006-11-30 22:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by lolitakali 6 · 2 0

# 1 - keep this child fed
# 2 - feeding this child will require cleaning of this child
# 3 - in the future you may want to strangle this child so please bond during feeding and cleaning. do both together and they will turn out fine

2006-11-30 22:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Tim D 4 · 1 0

girls: love chocolate, shopping and be emotional during periods
guys: love racing and fighting videogames and to think near constantly about chicks

2006-11-30 22:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by :P 3 · 1 0

men-stop acting like you satisfy your woman EVERY time
men-stop acting like foreplay is only 1 minute long and thats enough
men-stop acting like you are all that. cause you AREN"T

2006-11-30 22:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Boop 7 · 1 0

female: handle with care
female: fragile
female: contents under pressure

2006-11-30 22:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

your last word times six

2006-11-30 22:09:35 · answer #8 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0 0

women:
handle with care!!
compromise
love

men:
sports
sleep
sex

2006-12-01 17:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lick, sip, suck. Thats how its done

2006-11-30 22:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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