hey, who put this dead rat in my stew?

Question

what's worse is they over cooked it! i asked for medieum rare, not "joan of arc" extra cripy!

Answer 1

It was not me. It sounds like the work of some foul, would-be evil-doer. Perhaps a master criminal. But their vile plot has been foiled by your quick thinking, old chum. Would you be so kind as to pass the salt and pepper?

Answer 2

I think they over cooked it to hide the fact they forgot to skin it.