whats your most embarrassing moment ever??

Answer 1

being told off by my boss over the phone and hanging up, then went on to talk to a workmate about the boss by saying what a sad miserable jumped up little man with such a small penis and no brain acting like a complete **** he is and that does he know that three of the guys at work had shagged his missus last month.
Realised when i looked at the phone that i hadnt hung the phone up properly and he heard every word.
Funny though cos he asked how did i know the size of his penis, i said your wife told me. i got fired.

Answer 2

I shat myself during a school trip to London. No! Actually that's a lie. I wet myself! Ha, I remember now.

Ok, so this is the story ...

We were going to see Shakespeare's Macbeth after school at some random theatre and I was on my period (this will be relevant later). I had about 4 cans of Dr. Pepper before we set of in the coach and by the time we pulled up I was desperate! SOOOOOO desperate! Anyway, a little bit slipped out, and then the whole lot gushed out. I was mortified. My friend, Liz, God bless her, gave me her jacket which I tied around my waist to er hide the wet patch.

I had to buy a new pair of trousers from M&S but forget to buy new knickers too, so when I went to change I realised I had nothing to stick a new sanitary towel onto. OMG! Liz (good old Liz), had to run to the shops and get me a pair.

And I couldnt have a shower so I stank of piss I expect.

But the worst thing was, due to my period (BAS-TARD!) I got a migraine and slept all the way thru' the performance, having been sick in the theatre loo.

I was 15 at the time and that was without doubt the worst day of my life, the most embarrassing too. And i don't care if you think I'm sick - you asked the question and I answered it - truthfully!

Answer 3

Ive got loads but if we are talking recently- yesterday I made coffee for a guest my boss, the Managing Director of the company, was seeing. I dont ever have to make coffee unless its someone really important so this gives you some idea of how high profile this person was within the company.
Anyway when I went into the MD's office, as I went to put the coffee down I ended up spilling it all over the guests paper work. Ohhh it wasnt good, but I suppose it would have been worse if i'd spilt it all over him.

Answer 4

Sliping over in the middle of birmingham town center on broad street, i was 16, wearing mini and had rediculasly high heels on (call it inexperience), it was 9pm and most people were queing up to get in clubs and bars, it felt like the whole of town was looking at me and my knicks, lol. Plus my face was unbelieveably red, due to embarressment. Still cringe when i think about it. lol.

Answer 5

I've never been embarrassed by anything I've done or had done to me. I'm not a fool nor do i do foolish things, and those that try to embarrass me make fools of themselves and I in turn make them feel embarrassed for their feeble attempts.

Answer 6

One sat afternoon on busy street I walked(side on), into a huge concrete building support, whilst giving out smiles & waving bye to a guy I fancied !! Ohh Noooooo ....
:-o LoL

Answer 7

There are too many to count! I guess I would say all of my middle school years could be considered embarrassing....I was such a klutz then.

Answer 8

at my friends house on her computer desk which is in the living room, there was a pink round case and I thought "those look like birth control pills" but I figured it was like a retainer case. so jokingly I picked it up and said "Julie what did I tell you about leaving your birth control pills laying around?" then she causally said, "those are my moms birth control pills" she grabbed them from me, opened the case and said "see?" it ended up that they really were birth control. I thought right. I turned so Red as she laughed.

Answer 9

When i shouted out at my mums cousins wedding 'i need a poo!'
God that's embarrassing even thinking about it.

Answer 10

Seeing my mate with a sad face and turning to him and saying you look as though as someone has died
And he turned around and said yes my brother hung himself last night
Ground swalow me UP