Can someone tell me the best ways to fight back on somebody making fun of you?

Question

because this friend I have makes fun of me and i just want to beat him up because i'm about 10 times stronger than him and i was wondering if anybody can give me a better strategy by fighting back at him by using words...?

Answer 1

Are you a minor? If so, beat him down. You won't get in trouble since your not an adult, and you were provoked. Its really the only way that will work. If you're over 18 (hopefully not), key his car.

Answer 2

A lot of answers here show that we don't have all the information we need to help you.

Some people grow up in families where affection is shown by making fun of each other. If this is really a FRIEND, this may be his problem. It is really hard for someone to change this behavior if it is something they grew up with. He either may not know it hurts you, or he may not know how to stop.

You have a few options:

1) Consider it affectionate teasing and tease back
2) Talk to him about how it makes you feel
3) Ask him why he does it, tell him it makes him look like a jerk, and offer to help him learn a better habit by substituting real signs of friendship instead of BS
4) Tell him you will stop being his friend if it doesn't stop, then stick to it.

Good Luck my friend : )

Answer 3

Well, first of all, why are you still friends with him if he spends so much time making fun of you?

If you must see him, think of a few clever comebacks to make him feel stupid. When he says something rude, reply with:

"Huh, what did you say? You have a small penis and it makes you feel bigger to make fun of me?"

Or look at him and say, "What are you talking about?" or
"Why do you find the need to be an asshole all the time?"

I think it's best to dump this "friend," as he sounds like an immature idiot!

Answer 4

Just try to talk to him... and of course, maybe you could make fun of him too. Don't beat him up, that won't solve things and it'll mean that you gave up trying... You know you're stronger, so there's no point in hitting him, think about it, what challegenge is that? talk to him dude

Answer 5

no friend would make fun of a friend if they knew it hurt you.
if your "friend" knows that he is hurting your feelings, he isn´t your friend.
say something mean about something that looks weird on him or ugly that you think he feels selfconsious about.
you can also cuss him out
tell him to shut up
and sometimes the best solutions are physical so why not ask him to meet up somewhere so you can beat the **** out of him
xao
good luck
noone deserves to be made fun of:(

Answer 6

if he's making fun of you and you feel like beating him up, maybe he's not your friend. if he knows that you don't think it's funny, and he just keeps it up, I would say ignore him. he'll get the hint.
just give it a try.

Answer 7

He can't possibly be your "friend". Just be happy, go on with your life and do fun things without him. You being happy and doing fun things will eventually piss him off and you won't have done anything as low as him.

Answer 8

Tell him he's small enough already - he shouldn't be making himself look even smaller by being rude. No one likes a bully. But they do like big guys that have self-control. Remember that.

Answer 9

Try asking him the next time he starts making fun... if you feel that way, why are you my friend? :o)

Answer 10

Find something about that really make unconfortable, and say it to him when you are in public. It works! dig some dirt aboout him and whenever he says something to you just reply and say something he will never forget