2006-11-30 09:52:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
for the last time, its because his sledge is on the roof. the roof is his runway. he doesn't carry a ladder with him to climb down to the front door because he's fat. and can't really be arsed. so he magic's his fat **** down the chimney. where he scoffs the pie's you left out for him, making his *** fatter. so next year it's too fat for the ladder. again. story of his fat arsed life. i'm his fitness instructor, he never makes any progress. leave skimmed milk.
2006-11-30 10:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is not real. Sorry to burst your little bubble. Unless you are still at primary school, which then he is real. He can't get into our house through a chimney because we don't have one, and I think Health and Safety people would have something to say about that. If you live in this wonderful country called the not-so Great Britain.
2006-11-30 20:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Santa! He really has had to adapt to our changing times! He used to have at least one chimney in every house to use, now it it is a rarity. Those "chimneys" attatched to our furnances are just a little small for his jolly self, and they lead to a dark basement, not a beautiful parlor with a decorated tree. Good thing he has majic keys for those houses that do not have fireplaces!
Dear Santa, I have a fireplace! Bring me some nice presents, I have been very good this year.And please take something nice to my two friends, you know who I mean, they have had a hard year.
2006-11-30 16:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he does it so not to disturb the kids like my 3 year old daughter and so he doesnt wake anybody else up plus the presents will be there on christmas day in the morning it makes me weep when i think of those days as a child i would be so excited i would not eat or sleep and i would be the first down stairs those were the most happiest days of my child hood i had such lovely christmases turkey with all the trimmings guests more alcohol than the local boozer yule log the whole works with mum dad sister close family cousins friends and all the family there and loads of kids oh please bring it all back I want it all back
2006-11-30 11:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not in our house we don't have a chimney. Santa has a magic Key.
2006-11-30 10:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because that is the way he has always done it. He marks the 24th December in is diary every year as "Chimney Time".
2006-11-30 11:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because otherwise the presents wouldn't be waiting for the children when they wake up on Christmas Day silly!
2006-11-30 11:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its because its really the only thing in ur house that you dont lock and is always open. but what people dont think is how he gets back up ? and how his suit isnt all coal and that lol . ?
2006-11-30 10:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Steven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people lock their doors and windows when they're asleep.
If he came through your window, that'd be a bit creepy.
2006-11-30 09:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by Monopolized 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT AND CAME ON A REINDEER SLEIGH YOU WOULD HARDLY WANT TO MAKE YOUR ENTRANCE VIA THE FRONT DOOR NOW WOULD YOU!
2006-11-30 10:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋