of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £5 note lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??
2006-11-30 09:49:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
no one, none of them exist.
2006-11-30 09:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by rbwtexan 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No one--only kids believe in Santa Claus and honest politicians and kind lawyers are also mythical creatures.
2006-11-30 10:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by Chrispy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus because the other 2 don't exist ...
2006-12-01 00:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by HB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This reminds me of another similar drummer joke-
A good guitarist, a good drummer, Santa and the Easter Bunny are at a crossroads. Someone places some money in the middle of the crossroad. Who gets to it first?
- The good guitarist- the other three don't exist!
I thought it was good.....:-)
2006-11-30 10:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa .despite the indisputable fact that the lawyer might want to have sued him for infringement of rights,then donated it to the flesh presser for destiny political manipulations. hence eliminating kindness and honesty at the same time as Santa continues to be an alcoholic.
2016-10-08 00:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Politician, because you don't get honest ones.
2006-12-01 10:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by dunfie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus cos the others don't exist.............
2006-11-30 09:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by katieplatie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they both did but because of their kind hearts the turned it back into the hotel manger
2006-11-30 09:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by JayLaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the cleaning lady/ or no-one xmas is coming no-one drops there money this time of year
2006-11-30 11:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none of them because there is no such thing!
2006-11-30 09:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋