How do I explain this to the doctor? "Hey doc, funny thing happeed this morning".
2006-11-30 09:26:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You did it, now you get to explain it! LOL
2006-11-30 09:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should walk into the Dr's office proudly and not only tell him the truth, but do it in a really loud high pitched voice so that all of his other patients can hear you. Add in a funny, spirited dance too, one that jiggles your package. That way, he'll think you're clinically insane and won't make fun of you for toasting yourself.
2006-11-30 17:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have the distinct feeling that if you really did catch your "goods" on fire you wouldn't be on here asking questions.
2006-11-30 17:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, man, I'm sure the doctor has heard of worse things than that...
2006-11-30 17:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least you have something to remember every holiday...
Gives new meaning to "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. "
2006-11-30 17:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiot walking er limping good luck there dude
2006-11-30 17:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by bmebodymod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope the doctor told you that he hoped you enjoyed them for your lunch.
2006-11-30 17:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by AL 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might be the first living person to be eligible for a darwin award. congrats.
2006-11-30 17:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sing him that song...
"chestnuts roasting over an open fire"
he'll understand
2006-11-30 17:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by Zippy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-30 17:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋