Whats the worst fatal thing that can happen at a theme park?

Answer 1

Hmmm... there is no possible way all this would happen to one person int his order, but here it goes....

First, you're on the ferris wheel and all is well, your on the top with your girlfriend when the ride suddenly stops. It's your birthday and noboday has said anything to you (This is important). You have no idea what is happening, but you have a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach. So as the ride is stopped, your girlfriend uses it as an opportunity to breakup with you, she says it just isn't working out and that she was sleeping with your best friend, Joe. You get pissed because your on the top of a ferris wheel with a cheating *****. You suddenly go from pissed to sad because you think it has something to do with you. Your sadness developes and you finally decide on jumping off the ferris wheel. You leap down, but something stops you, it's a cart below you! You land on the cart with your ankle twisted but your still alive. Your now closer to the bottom but no where near close. You try again, this time jumping to the side, instead of jumping in front. This works, or at least that's what I would say if it did work. Oh well, when you're jumping, you accidently slip and fall and crush your balls on a metal pole, sadly, still alive. You're laying on the pole, half knocked out, when the ferris heel finally starts moving. This is bad, because your legs are stuck and the cart is about to come down on them. It's slowly coming down to you and is just about crushing them when the ride stops again. Your legs are being crushed and you're stuck, you are feeling horrible physical pain. You try to crawl out, but you slip and fall only to be hanging by your horribly hurting feet. The ride controller finally realizes your up there and he reverses the ride, sucks to be you, because you end up falling again. You hit more metal rods, but none slow down your fall. One finally catches onto your shirt. Your hanging there and you really want to die by now. Your arms, legs, and body hurt but you are able to slip out of your shirt and fall the rest of the way to the ground. You are still alive. They bring you to the nearest hospital and you learn your legs are beyond repair and you'll have to stay in a wheelchair all of your life. YUou burst out of the hospital in your wheelchair and roll to the nearest gun store, you buy a 9mm pistol and roll the rest of the way to your house. On your way there, you see a small light go from on to off and you immediatly assume somebody's in your house. You slowly roll to the front door and knock (you never know). Nobody answers so you think it's safe, you get through the door and everybody yells suprise, by now you're so incredibly suprised that you shoot everybody in the room, even your parents, little sister, and girlfrined who turns out not to be cheating on you, also your best friend. After everybody is dead, you realize what you've done and you bring the gun to your head and shoot. Click. You're out of bullets. Crap. Neighbors here the gun shots and all call the police right away,they show up after five minutes and grab you. You are sentenced to life in prison (You live in Wisconsin, no death penalty). You enter your cell and see your cell mate, a big african american man named Sarge. Sarge laughs when he sees you and punches you in the stomach. You barf. Sarge soon tells you a secret that changes everything, he's planning on breaking out, but he needs somebody to help him, you happen to be that somebody. He shows you a hole he's been working on and you both crawl through. The guards soon realize you're gone and right away start searching, sending out dogs and other guards. You're both running (or in your case, rolling) for your freedom, when you see two guards. Sarge picks you up and starts dashing, using you as a human sheild. They fire three shots that hit you but not him. Two in the arms, and one in your chest. You begin to hope they're fatal. When they realize their bullets aren't working, they send out the hounds.
When Sarge sees the hounds, he chucks you at them and runs even faster. The dogs start biting you everywhere, ripping your clothes apart. You suddenly realize that when all of your clothes were gone, they started licking you! Cameras pop out and a strange man comes and says your on the new reality show, Bad Day. You are extremely confused, but the man says that they told your girlfriend to break up with you, just to set this whole chain of events up. Your family and friends are dead, Sarge escaped from prison, and your legs are unrepairable, but the whole world got a kick out of it! You snap and strangle the man to death, he pulls out a gun and shoots you a few more times. You still somehow survive and are put back into the prison, it turned out Sarge never escaped. He says you sucked and snapped your neck.



I would have added more, but I ran out of time.

Answer 2

Well I heard of an 11 year old kid e was in Disney Land and he died on a roller coaster. So I guess that is the worst fatal thing.

Answer 3

Probably dieing... by choking on CottenCandy, while on the rollercoaster, then somehow you fell while you were upside down...zomg, what ever will you do...

On a more serious note: There is a very low chance that you would die while at a Theme Park.

Answer 4

Anything fatal is all bad but if you mean like the process of dying then probably falling from the top of the towers.

Answer 5

Have you ever seen that latest final destination movie? *shudder* Rollar coaster coming off the tracks would suck. Or if you were on a kiddie ride and got crushed by the mechanisms... Great, now I really want to go to Disney World...

Answer 6

Roller coaster comes off the tracks, slams into the water below it, kills people in the little bumper boats and drowns the people still alive on the coaster. That would be pretty damn bad.

Answer 7

Being crushed to death inside of a ride or falling off of a roller coaster 300 feet in the air. People have lost fingers in rides.

Answer 8

Someone gets trapped in the gears and metal frame of a roller coaster, or the ropes break on those high *** swings,
but if you have common sence, then you should be just fine ;]

Answer 9

Screws and bolts loosen up and the rides fall apart.

Answer 10

You fall off a bench and hit your head on a 8" nail that is sticking out from a random piece of wood.

Answer 11

if its fatal that means you die. dont know how you decide whats a worse way to die-anything where you die slowly i guess