I mean, after all that pillaging, where do they get their energy from?
2006-11-30 07:11:11 · 26 answers · asked by neogriff 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Sorry I was late getting here, me and the lads had a bit of a diversion to that coastal nunnery to attend to. Anyway thats some nasty cases of virginity sorted out and we've been invited back for the winter.
Anyway, back to your question: The simple anwwer is that each of us has a different technique. Eric Twoandahafflegs never has a problem he's just a natural stud. Eric Stungtongue is very popular because of the swelling and I like to get women drunk and then I tell lies about what I got up to ( not much usually )
Eric Greendick don't do too well but thats another story.
Anyway - back to the axing
2006-12-01 05:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fish oils.omega 3 and all that, plus unlike Viagra fish oil is self lubricating so no need to spend extra cash on KY Gel.
So they can pull away all day long and never get stroke sore, then its off home to Mrs Viking for some pulling relief.
2006-11-30 07:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by si n 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They actually ate like pigs which is where they got all their energy from
during the dark ages, when vikings completely trashed the Roman empire in Britain therefore destroying all the carefully built public health systems, disease spread like wildfire but their diets remained good because they ate such a variation of foods.
2006-11-30 07:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by don't stop the music ♪ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The ones that you hear that sound invincible were called Bezerkers. They ate or drank enhancing items to make them seem fearless. Many cases when there was no war they would end up deporting alot of them.
2006-11-30 09:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by P-Funk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic Mushrooms....That's actually true, the Berserkers took hallucinogenic mushrooms half an hour before battle.
The rest have so much energy because they have to. Its fuckin freezing in Scandinavia, and tired or not, they're going someplace warmer.
2006-11-30 08:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by The_Ravyn_Warrior 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ivar the Boneless (Duke of York in the late 900's) famously couldn't... hence the unfortunate nickname.
Note, by the way, that because an unflattering nickname making mock of his erectile dysfunction lingers on in history, he probably lost the last battle! (ie, the one that counts)
2006-11-30 11:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by AgProv 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a Starbucks on the viking ship and a viking barista who took their orders.
2006-11-30 09:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by thoor_ballylee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL I think they got the energy from knowing they are going home to a hat babe kind of like a wolf in sheeps clothing.
2006-11-30 07:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by c0mplicated_s0ul 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mead, the viking drink that made them berserk. Yes, they actually went berserk and could kill multiple men at a time effortlessly
2006-11-30 08:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by Not Telling 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The three Ms... Magic Mushrooms and Mead.
Just a silly thought here... do you think that maybe the name Viagra came from the Vi-kings? Told you it was silly! :-)
2006-11-30 19:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Darkwing 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋