Hello, I am a popular Hollywood celebrity and I am looking to buy myself a 3rd world baby. (Please don't ask who I am, I won't tell!) I haven't done a good movie in a little while and I'm looking for a bit of positive publicity (especially after that shoplifting scandal!).
China seemed to be pretty popular for a long time, but Africa is high on the list too.
Which country can I get the baby that will make me more popular?
2006-11-30 06:58:00 · 17 answers · asked by doom4rent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
The reason why I can't have my own is because I'm impotent (filming accident).
Also, because then my baby would be white and boring. Anyone who looks like me can do that. Common people do it every day. I am a celebrity - I have to go to the next level. The next level is foreign adoption.
2006-11-30 07:25:04 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Try India, you'd be saving them from man-eating pigs(this is true, btw)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6195860.stm
2006-11-30 07:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cousin just adopted a baby from china and she really thinks it was the best choice for her because she couldnt really have any kids anyways......so personaly i think you should try to adopt a baby from china, but africa is definitely high too so whatever you want to do......but good luck also to getting a good movie out.
2006-11-30 15:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by giggles 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you are a celebrity, you are not the brightest one out there. You shouldn't be getting a baby if you think that you "Buy" a child. Also, if you are looking to do it for publicity why don't you do something more impersonal, rather than destroying some child's life because you want to star in a better film.
2006-11-30 15:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by cocoa198517 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about adopting one from the USA. Adopt one from New Orleans, LA or somewhere in Mississippi. Surely there are children there that lost their parents in Hurricane Katrina.
2006-11-30 15:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by brandy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, go for something unique... Cambodia, Ethiopia and Malawi are already covered... go and buy an Indian baby, none of those in any celebs arms as far as I know.
2006-11-30 15:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I would reccommend Namibia, India or Vietnam, very popular right now.
2006-11-30 15:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by interpreters_are_hot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like how you are trying to piss people off by saying you want to buy a baby to become more popular!!! By reading all of these answers its easy to understand it didnt really work out the way you wanted.
2006-11-30 15:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by crossn2theblu 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What's the name of that island with Jack and Sawyer?
2006-11-30 15:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by ryan c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
England or Ireland.
2006-11-30 14:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the United States, there are plenty of underprivileged here that need help.
2006-11-30 15:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by nanny4hap 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋