2006-11-30 05:51:37 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
12 Bud Light
11 strippers dancing
10 jello shooters
9 cigarettes left
8 games of pool
7 calls from my true love
6 days till new years
5 strippers still dancing
4 band members left playing
3 last call for alcohol
2 shots of tequila
1 Hangover
2006-11-30 07:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by trouble4U 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read the Sun. A nursery has changed the words. How about this:
12 Easter Bunnies (Out of date) 11 Little frogs (don't know why) 10 Xmas turkeys (taste horrible) 9 friendly faces (coz mine isn't) 8 little children (just babysitting he said) 7 queens guards (they were drunk) 6 vodka bottles (I didn't know what was happening) 5 gold rings (sorry, couldn't think of anything) 4 earrings (came from Argos, cheap skate) 3 French men (better then nothing I suppose) 2 yummy chickens and a card with I hate you. Will that do?
2006-11-30 20:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a divorce decree 6 step children swinging form the tree and a bimbo down the street lol
2006-11-30 11:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by pamela b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12 Fried Eggs
11 Root Beers
10 Best Answer Points....lol
9 Thumbs-Up Votes
8 Tiny Kittens
7 Golden Teeth
6 Email Accounts
5 No-ose Jooooobs
4 Black Eyes
3 T-shirts
2 Backpacks
and a Coconut in a Palm Tree.............!
2006-11-30 05:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by drdansir2002 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
breakfast in bed with a nice cup of hot tea x
2006-11-30 05:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by macolmark 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me, the x-factor so i could go on tv.
2006-12-02 09:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A passionate night away with strawberry's and wiped cream wiv interesting underwear. and didn't sleep until the next day.
Xxx
2006-11-30 21:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glass of wine a bar of choloclate the comfy chair and the remote control while he took the kids to supermarket to do xmas food shopping
2006-11-30 11:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me.....
something that would rhyme with eeeeee...
(set to the tune)
2006-11-30 05:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by c s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A christmas tree sticking out of a partridge's ****?
2006-11-30 05:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by spidermike 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋