My brother once asked for a 'Meat Proof Hat' during a physics lesson. He was duly handed a Heat Proof Mat...
2006-11-30 04:54:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
if robin hood is hobin rood who would friar tuck be?
2006-11-30 08:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by gooner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cupid Stunt for those of us who remember the Kenny Everett TV show. Answered In the Best Possible taste.
Also there's Robin Hood friend Friar Tuck. What do you mean that one's not a spoonerism - think about it.
2006-11-30 06:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Port Shoem
by the Speverent Rooner
I've a Gouse and Harden in the country
An ace I call my plown,
A treat I can replace to
When I beed to knee alone.
Catterfly and butterpillar
Perch on beefy lough
And I listen to the dats and cogs
As they mark and they biaow.
Yes wature here is nunderful
There is no weed for nords,
While silling by my window flutter
Biny little tirds.
2006-11-30 05:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by naniwako 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've a gouse and harden in the Country
An ace I call my plown
A treat I can replace to
When I beed to ne alone
Catterfly and Butterpillar
Perch on beefy lough
And I listen to the dats and cogs
As the mark and they biow
Yes wature here is nunderful
There is no weed for nerds
While silling by my window flutter
Biny little turds
(Anon)
2006-11-30 05:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit vulgar, but I see that Brad and Angelina have chosen to call their child Shiloh.
Shiloh Pitt? Don't they know about Spoonerisms in the USA?
Poor kid.
2006-11-30 05:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by andrew f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if it is actually classes as a Spoonerism.....but my Dad always used to say this, and it makes me laugh....
"Good Consternoon Afterble, I'm not as Drink as some think'll peep I am"
2006-11-30 04:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Manahuman Soup!
(Superhuman Man)
:o)
2006-11-30 04:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anne C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear that Spooner tipped his wife and kissed the porter?
2006-11-30 10:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Kari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walked into a shop recently and asked for......
'Knee length boobs'
I wanted knee length BOOTS!!!
I then went on to ask if they 'had this foo in a wider sh!t' (Shoe in a wider fit)
I left the shop blushing furiously-and didn't buy anything!
2006-11-30 05:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pet me a gaper from the stetrol pation
2006-11-30 04:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by My name's MUD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one from the old novelty song "... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy ...".
2006-11-30 05:22:25 · answer #11 · answered by D. Knave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋