Anybody can say F@#& OFF in a moment of anger, but there is little style in that, even though it may do the trick as a vent. How about some really vile phrases or curses...fun, evil, odd, or politically incorrect.
Fun: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Truly politically incorrect (I apologize before hand because this is bad on so many levels): I sh*t on your mother's communion wafer.
Evil: Eat sh*t and die.
Odd: Death on a stick.
2006-11-30 04:28:29 · 4 answers · asked by Yim 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
" Go piss up a rope."
"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."
"Go die or something."
"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."
and my most favorite one of all times... "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
I got that from Scrubs!
God...I have a million of these... I speak smartas(s... I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
2006-11-30 04:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember reading an insult once and it flew out of my mouth at the perfect moment. I relished in that minor victory for a long time.
You're about as pleasant as finding a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.
It's not too harsh but it makes a solid point!
ahhh...STILL makes me smile...
2006-11-30 05:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Lanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespear's plays have some wonderful speeches where one character is belittling another. Words that are so descriptive.
But I leave you to find out where those things are. Try Much Ado, or Lear.
2006-11-30 04:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by thisbrit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
2006-11-30 04:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋