Say a funny Limerick which mentions the word DANHOUSE?

Question

Must be funny

Answer 1

A person named Danhouse was seen
In a movie which was quite obscene
He thought no-one would know
He'd performed such a show
Now we all know where Danhouse has been!

Answer 2

There once was a person named Danhouse
Who lived in a stately old manhouse
He called in some maids
To do housework in spades
And end up with a nice s.pic-and-spanhouse!

(My assumption was that you wanted the "danhouse" in the rhyme. Multiple syllable rhymes are always fun to do.)

Answer 3

A fellow who worked in the canhouse
Spied in the corner a tanmouse
This limerick sucks
But it seems you're in lucks
Cause I managed to rhyme this with Danhouse!

Answer 4

its a hard life being a mouse,
when youve lived a life at danhouse
the walls are grey
and it needs a spray
and your closest friends a wood louse!

there once was a guy called danhouse
who had a bout of head louce,
he itched and scratched,
the eggs they hatched,
and now theyve hijacked the spouce!

there once was a guy called danhouse,
who dared to smoke an ounce!
he soon became high
and thought he could fly
and became a fluffy outerspace mouse!

hehehe

ok not that good but i tried!

Answer 5

A lovely young girl named Danhouser
Declared that no man could surprise her;
But a fellow named Gibbons
Untied her Blue Ribbons'
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

Answer 6

There once was a man with a question
He wanted it without exception
A rhyme with Danhouse it was needed
But sadly i bleated
Don't be stupid- nothing rhymes with that!

Answer 7

Mary had a little lamb
It was forever gruntin
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it's little DANHOUSE in