A person named Danhouse was seen
In a movie which was quite obscene
He thought no-one would know
He'd performed such a show
Now we all know where Danhouse has been!
2006-11-30 04:33:56
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answer #1
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answered by JaneB 7
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There once was a person named Danhouse
Who lived in a stately old manhouse
He called in some maids
To do housework in spades
And end up with a nice s.pic-and-spanhouse!
(My assumption was that you wanted the "danhouse" in the rhyme. Multiple syllable rhymes are always fun to do.)
2006-11-30 05:16:22
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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A fellow who worked in the canhouse
Spied in the corner a tanmouse
This limerick sucks
But it seems you're in lucks
Cause I managed to rhyme this with Danhouse!
2006-11-30 04:24:48
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answer #3
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answered by chrisbransome 1
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its a hard life being a mouse,
when youve lived a life at danhouse
the walls are grey
and it needs a spray
and your closest friends a wood louse!
there once was a guy called danhouse
who had a bout of head louce,
he itched and scratched,
the eggs they hatched,
and now theyve hijacked the spouce!
there once was a guy called danhouse,
who dared to smoke an ounce!
he soon became high
and thought he could fly
and became a fluffy outerspace mouse!
hehehe
ok not that good but i tried!
2006-11-30 04:40:01
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answer #4
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answered by punk_fairy 3
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A lovely young girl named Danhouser
Declared that no man could surprise her;
But a fellow named Gibbons
Untied her Blue Ribbons'
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
2006-11-30 04:39:28
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answer #5
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answered by the gunners 7
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There once was a man with a question
He wanted it without exception
A rhyme with Danhouse it was needed
But sadly i bleated
Don't be stupid- nothing rhymes with that!
2006-11-30 04:28:16
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answer #6
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answered by Mark T 1
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Mary had a little lamb
It was forever gruntin
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it's little DANHOUSE in
2006-11-30 05:11:46
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answer #7
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answered by Phlodgeybodge 5
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