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I don't think my family will be happy. I'm not in a relationship. I haven't even thought about my size changing and not being able to wear my new clothes I get for Christmas. I don't think I've got the time or money to support another human being. I'm a 33 year old male and haven't screwed for a few weeks. I think I have as much chance of being pregnant as most other people asking the same question on this site!!

2006-11-30 02:47:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

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sounds like you might be pregnant I would start prenatal vitamins, and get in touch with all the women you have been with and see if they might be the mother of your child. Good luck with labor and delivery, I'm sure it will go well, personally I would ask for a c-section right above your bikini line, got to look good for the summer right?????

2006-11-30 03:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I agree. I think you are just as pregnant as everyone else. The only difference between you and the others is that you won't be pregnant as long. Hubby and I say you will be pregnant for about 24 hours and you will give birth to a baby with brown hair and corn eyes! Also... the pain relief for pregnant men is very different from pregnant women. The main option you have is to put your legs on the wall in the restroom and push really hard. It will be over very quickly and you wont have to take care of a baby after wards. Sorry, nobody wants to see the kind of baby's men have. Good luck and Congrats!!!!!

2006-11-30 10:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Always Right 5 · 1 3

Until you undergo something as incredibily nerve wracking as a possible pregnancy, then I don't personally feel you have a right to say something like that. You can report me for saying this, if you wish. But the truth is, holding a life inside your womb is the scariest most mind blowing experience ever. Those who are hopeful are looking for any kind of support in finding out if they are just going crazy or if they can possibly continue to hope. Those who do not want to be pregnant are scared to death of what every little symptom might be.
If someone were to say you had all the signs and symptoms of testicular cancer, you'd be all over the web looking up anything to reassure yourself and educate yourself. Imagine how it feels to be a woman hoping for a child!! Maybe that will give you pause to think in the future and show atleast some respect.

2006-11-30 10:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by TrixyLoo 5 · 0 4

woahhh, how is that possible that a male is pregnant, can that even happen, unless it is a joke.....and either way if your 33 YEARS OLD, so what if your family says something, its not like your 17...

2006-11-30 12:48:03 · answer #4 · answered by JUSTAGIRL 2 · 0 2

Um.. so you're a guy, hey?? Well... if you do get pregnant just know u'll be the wealthiest man on the planet... good luck with that...

2006-11-30 10:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

If you are pregnant. than I would double check your body parts, because you are probably a girl!

2006-11-30 10:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by inov8ed 3 · 0 1

You don't get pregnant by having a stick introduced up your butt hole so you'll be fine don't worry

2006-11-30 10:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Adriana 5 · 1 1

A scientific anomaly.

2006-11-30 10:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by Answerer 7 · 0 2

at least you can spell "pregnant" unlike most of the girls that ask

2006-11-30 10:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 3 1

And you deserve the attention as much as they do.

2006-11-30 10:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by lollipop 6 · 0 2

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