What is the most embarassing thing you've ever done in public?

Question

I need a good laugh today, so can you make me laugh? Thank you

I've gotten a lot of good answers and a lot of laughing too lol. you people really kill me, i was eating while i read these answers and laughed so hard i nearly choked. i have it narrowed down to a few answers lol

Answer 1

This is really embarrasing, and some people are probably going to say eww gross, I am exposing myself, but I was walking into CVS Pharmacy with my girlfriend we both have had a few drinks and she said something really stupid, I started cracking up, while I was laughing I farted. Everyone turned to look at me,they were laughing at me, I was so embarassed I proceeded to walk fast out the door, with every step came a baby fart. Everyone was laughing so hard. I did not go back to that CVS for a while. But that is the most embarassing thing that has happened to me.

Answer 2

This was pretty embarrassing for me. I once tried to strip dance for my husband by using the bed post. Well it didn't go will. I fell down hitting my head at the side of the dresser. Not very romantic and the worst part is my husband laughed. He apologized but I have not forgiven him. All the same I did get a good laugh from the answers though.

Answer 3

OK I came out of a Ponderosa Buffet and had to wait for a ride when I started coughing which made me have a little accident in
my Shorts so because I kept the extra napkins I went amongst some bushes and tried to clean it up best I could when out of nowhere came 2 bicycle cops who said that someone called to say someone was sh*tting in the bushes. My friends pulled up while I was being questioned by the Police and they checked the
ground looking for a pile that wasn't there and finally let me go. I
then had to try and explain this to my friends when I got in the car.

Answer 4

Thrown up all over myself in the food court of a mall. O.K., here's the back story. My friend chews tobacco and so I decided to give it a try. Unfortunately, he never told me what to do with the juice that accumulates so I started to get sick because I was swallowing it. I ran towards the restroom but unfortunately didn't make it. I threw up all over myself right there in front of people eating. I was so embarassed!

Answer 5

Once in a parking lot at a mall, there was a styrofoam cup, filled with coke and ice. I saw it, began running towards it from like 50 yds and kicked like a football punt. It didn't fly across the lot, though, it exploded and got all over my pant leg and shoe *gross!* :)

Answer 6

enable's see... I used to stress an 80 3 Mustang, and it replaced right into a valuable-finding motor vehicle on the time. i replaced into using around someplace, and unexpectedly felt relatively ill and knew i replaced into going to vomit. I pulled over to the shrink, have been given out of my motor vehicle, and only hurled! It replaced into undesirable! Oh, regardless of the undeniable fact that it gets extra effective! I appeared up and observed i replaced into approximately 30 ft or so removed from a bus provide up, and there have been all those folk status there, finding at me all disgusted! once I lost my lunch, I have been given returned into my motor vehicle and drove off, with out asserting a be conscious! some years later, satirically, i replaced into using that comparable motor vehicle, whilst the heater center sprung a leak. For those no longer familiar with what that's, that's a small radiator, many times placed at the back of the dashboard. Coolant from the motor vehicle flows via it, and it is what heats the in the motor vehicle in the time of the winter. The blower fan only blows in the time of it. besides.... i'm using alongside, and it makes this loud popping sound. next factor i understand, the completed indoors of my motor vehicle fills up with steam! (Vapors from anti-freeze!) i replaced into choking and gagging, and it replaced into so undesirable i'd desire to infrequently see out the windshield! I controlled to tug over, at some convenience shop. I open my motor vehicle door, and all this steam comes pouring out! there have been countless young toddlers status around, outdoors the shop. Their jaws dropped! "Whoa, dude! verify it out!!!!!" It replaced into only like out of a sci-fi action picture, the place a flying saucer lands, the door opens, and there is all this fog! interior the mist of the fog, out comes an alien, yet in my case, a youthful, perplexed toddler who's coughing and gagging!

Answer 7

the most embarrassing thing i have ever done would have to be the time that is was about 11 and we had just had a bad ice storm so everyone was slipping and sliding everywhere. well i went outside because i saw this guy i liked and i went to sliding and ran right smack dab in to him he fell and went sliding across the ground into a tree.

Answer 8

Sing

Answer 9

I was pretending to spit my coffee out at someone and I actually did! Embarassing! Oh well, it was a good laugh.

Answer 10

I don't get embarrassed easily but an ex of mine was really drunk and I was wearing athletic shorts helping her get out of the car, she went down so did my shorts and at that very moment a car full of girls was passing by seeing me naked from the waist down. It was cold that night and there was shrinkage so that was very embarrassing.