I'm having mood swings and putting on weight I fear I may have become pregnant
2006-11-30 01:58:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
MIS--Male irritability syndrome
Just like PMS, only for men. Your homones change twice as frequently as a woman's!
2006-11-30 02:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If only, at least one man should go through the agony of pregnancy so he can tell the rest of the world how horrible it is being pregnant, walking around with that huge stomach for 9 months, bending down to pick things up is agony and sitting, can never sit down with your legs closed. Mind you it is nearly Christmas and miracles do happen. Do you want to be the first one.
You are probably going through menopause for men or whatever it is called, have you felt the need to dress like a teenager, buying a sports-car, then that is what it is. :))
2006-11-30 02:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you have got female bits inside - you never know. I really think it will be possible for men to get pregnant in the future by some scientific method. There have been stories of babies born outside the womb, so with donated eggs etc. it will probably happen at some stage. If you are pregnant, can I be your agent?
2006-11-30 02:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only, at least one man should go through the agony of pregnancy so he can tell the rest of the world how horrible it is being pregnant, walking around with that huge stomach for 9 months, bending down to pick things up is agony and sitting, can never sit down with your legs closed. Mind you it is nearly Christmas and miracles do happen. Do you want to be the first one.
You are probably going through menopause for men or whatever it is called, have you felt the need to dress like a teenager, buying a sports-car, then that is what it is. :))
2006-11-30 02:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by GAME MASTER 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unless you are a seahorse, I'm afraid you cannot bear a child. There must be some reason for the mood swings and weight gain, though - if it is really bothering you, you may want to visit the doctor. Hope you feel better soon! :o)
2006-11-30 02:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anne C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you can get pregnant! It's VERY rare, but there are cases of semen implanting in the mans a**hole, and BOOM, nine months later he was giving birth to an a s s baby! So you need to get a test and find out for sure! Silly jacka**!!!!!!!
2006-11-30 02:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by foxxyy44u 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
no honey its not possible. but my husband does get symptoms when im pregnant. he gets cravings sometimes a little cranky. and when the time comes for the baby to make an entrance he has a stomach ache all day. lol. maybe your wife or partner is pregnant. good luck
2006-11-30 02:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by littleluvkitty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if you are pregnant I'd keep quiet about it. The medical boffin's will have you strapped to a slab and sliced into bits before you know it, you freak!
2006-11-30 05:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Men do not have a uterus, which is neccesary for carrying a child. You may be suffering from depression or bipolar disorder, and you should see a doctor about it immediately.
2006-11-30 02:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, sorry to say you cannot get pregnant. But if you could you would be the richest man alive!!!
2006-11-30 02:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋