It being the 30th of November today.
2006-11-30 01:57:37 · 14 answers · asked by the shrimp 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Dear Shrimp,
Beware! Is it not written that "a bloody destiny awaits all ye who taste the yuletide chocolate before the day alloted, starting with an interminible plague of boils, and ending in stark insanity"? Throughout history many have tempted fate by breaking into advent calendars a day before they ought to - oedipus, nero, corey haim - and all have faced a fate worse than death.
Also, you'll have nothing to eat on Christmas Eve.
2006-11-30 02:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe a hex from the "Caloric Witch", but that's not so bad, an extra few minutes on the treadmill can break that hex quite easily. You could even open a few windows, go out later and buy yourself a new chocolate advent calendar and all will be right with the world! Enjoy.
2006-11-30 02:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The chololate fairies will not smile on you the rest of the year. It's true, I ate some chocolate from the advent calendar and they closed the Hershey factory, and had to reacall tons of chocolate. It's all my fault, I've single handedly ruined chocolate for thousands. The repercussions are mind boggling.
Or..it could be coincidence. I wouldn't try it again though. Ever. Really. I wouldn't.
2006-11-30 03:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Advent calendar chcolate is the best chocolate ever. But if you wait until midnight it'll taste even better. If you open that one early whats to stop you from eating whole calendar before december? its just chocolate in a clever marketting scheme though.
2006-11-30 02:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by AJ F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NUTHING !!! its just a piece of paper....if you want or think BAD luck- then it will come to you....but that all on YOU cos you brought on you...EAT chocolate and BE happy as a REAL human being....first you are human,,,EAT to make ur body happy....2nd- its just a piece of paper that has numbers on it to freak out all xtians...into believing if ya opens pandoras fake box you will be illed....
2006-12-03 02:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by fire fly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can't open the advent calender early. You wont get what you want
wait one more day.
2006-11-30 11:21:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jemina 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will run out of chocolate before the big day.
2006-11-30 02:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by artimis 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What badluck, you'll just buy a second and have double the chocolate! Sounds good to me.
2006-12-01 05:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by Zarina K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oops... didn't know it was bad luck to open it early. Thanks for reminding me I need a new advent calendar!!!
2006-11-30 01:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same question comes up again
2016-08-23 11:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋