Artificial insemination? I hope the ACLU is not after me now.
2006-11-30 01:29:14 · 12 answers · asked by IMPEACHED! 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Liberal's "Holiday" list:
1. One large jug of Koolaide brand drink mix. This is needed for every time Liberals try to nominate corrupt politician or former KKK member while screaming about stopping "The culture of corruption"
2. A "Hanoi Jane" action figure with action finger that can be used to indoctrinate little Bobby and Janey to hate America just as much as Mom and Dad, or Dad and Dad, or Mommy and Mommy, or Daddy and Fido.
3. "Das Kapital" the Bible of Liberal thought by none other than the Godfather, Karl Marx. This is to be read in adulation of a time when there are no rich or poor, but rather a class of lower middle class people with a few superrich Liberals who tell them how to use toilet tissue and provide all the necessities of their empty lives save worshipping the collectorate, Komrade...
4. A red Che Gueverra t-shirt. This is the pass to any leftist event such as rushing the stage of any event deemed unworthy by angry Libs. Right to free speech? Not if we don't like you, buddy! Don't tell anyone that Che was a groveling coward who was captured by the Bolivians hiding in a hole with an unfired pistol saying, "Don't shoot me, I'm Che....I'm worth more alive."
5. One Mexican slave--won't it be seriously wonderful to unwrap a human being on Holiday morning? Won't the neighbors be jealous of our new Mexican slave? We won't pay him anything, we'll just ask the govt to pay for him for us! Cost: Virtually free Value: Priceless, as it shows we care about 3rd world people.
2006-11-30 01:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Eric K 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nintendo Wii
2006-11-30 09:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by SatanicYoda 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To go back 3 years and not mess with Iraq...OHH and to listen to the CIA people who were saying no to listen to curveball,and that Iraq had no WMD's ..And to rip Bush's vocal cords so he won't be able to say a thing....And to have Bin Ladins head under the tree....
2006-11-30 10:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by someguy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My list has Peace on Earth and Goodwill. Why are YOU so full of resentment? You get a lump of coal!
2006-11-30 10:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Libs already got their Christmas presents on Election Day.
2006-11-30 09:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
A white surrender flag.
2006-11-30 09:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its nice to see, your, a democrat in disguise.....trying to bait some compassionate conservatives in on a topic, you better use some stanky bait, and place it compassionately loose on the hook.
2006-11-30 09:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by AD 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Radiohead tickets and some books.
2006-11-30 10:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bush's impeachment.
2006-11-30 09:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you a diagnosed paranoid schizo or do we need to make an appointment for you?
2006-11-30 09:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋