Aside from traffic cones, what else have you stolen whilst drunk?

Answer 1

As a student steals used to be a huge game! One that I was proud of was a roll of police crime scene tape from outside the police station!! I put it up outside the halls I lived in & noone knew what was going on!

Answer 2

Ohhh, when I was a teenager my friends and I would nick entire road signs, then put them someplace else to confuse drivers! Also beer and shot glasses, coasters, ashtrays, and the usual pub stuff, but the best one was when we took the bench, hanging baskets and litter bins from the town centre, along with some garden gnomes, and put them all in a 'display' on top of the flat roof of the village school - it took a lot of effort, but it was worth it! Still got the newspaper clipping, and we never got caught!! (Don't tell anyone!)

Answer 3

Flowers from Mc Donalds those atifical ones, A building sign, which I burned off with my lighter, One on late night shopping the Carphone ware house Was open And I was tipsy, and went in and demand that I have the cardboard cut out of some bloke called Ian, they laughed, I laughed and then I grabed it, Early student days.

Answer 4

1) pitchers of beer from the bar (we weren't supposed to leave with them)...they make good juice pitchers--also pint glasses
2) my university used to have a caged in area where they kept supplies for the coffee shop so we use to steal milk, sugar and juice alot.
3) road signs
4) fruit
5) I once stole all of the cutlery, plates and glasses off a restaurant patio table because my house didn't have any dishes and we should've bought dishes but got drunk instead...
6) lighters and cigarettes (don't leave your smokes on the table in the bar)
7) there's probably more but I was drunk so I don't remember.

Answer 5

A Box of disenfectant from Mcdonalds,
A no smoking at the bar sign
A Painting from a painting from a pub wall

We used to have competitions for who could nick the randomest things.

Good game

Answer 6

A bag of fertiliser, that was not the problem, it,s what was done with said fertiliser that was the problem. But thats another story and a bit long for here. If only we did not stop, to start planting in it on the way home.

Answer 7

Its a long time since I was drunk, one of the last times I was I managed to bring home two of those large beer steins from a Beer keller we'd been to and one of them was still half full of larger, no idea how I managed to get them home without breaking them.

Answer 8

Okay, so it wasn't me, but I suppose I helped once, I realized my mate was stealin porno mags, I distracted the clerk, but another clerk watching a camera in the back came running out and chased him up an down the block. Hilarious, I still tease him today.

Answer 9

A chair from kfc. Watching your Friends being chased across a fog filled car park at four in morning is funny.

Answer 10

A friend wink wink once took a half pint beer glass from a pub - a good one with a special stamp on it and a handle