He hasn't been President for 6 years.
p.s. Know any good ones?
2006-11-30 01:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by sparky52881 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Unfortunately the jokes will be around as long as he is.
I got a million of 'em:
"Good news for President Clinton. They've repaired his heart and his lungs. That's two of his three busiest organs" --David Letterman
"Bill Clinton went back into the hospital today so surgeons can clean up from his last operation -- remove fluid build up. Now isn't that what got him impeached last time?" --Jay Leno
"Thank goodness Clinton is doing fine. And today his condition was upgraded from stable to horny." --Jay Leno
"Bill Clinton's presidential library opened yesterday and cost $7 to get in. On the bright side, every night is ladies' night." --Conan O'Brien
"You know what today was? The official opening of the Clinton library in Little Rock, Arkansas. You probably saw it on the news. Poured -- nothing but rain, which is kind of ironic because a lot of dresses got ruined." --Jay Leno
2006-11-30 01:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I still think they are funny.
The Bushes and Clintons on a Train
George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station, they see the Clinton's at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says Hillary. "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election.
2006-11-30 01:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by JudiBug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would appear there is no expiration date for Clinton jokes.
Im sure in 100 years though a Bush joke will be considered a classic, like the knock knock joke though.
2006-11-30 01:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clinton was the joke
2006-11-30 01:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by 007 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clinton jokes will always be funny!! Gotta love the man!!
2006-11-30 01:18:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful, the neocons will soon have to start with Carter and Kennedy Jokes...
2006-11-30 01:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is none
2006-11-30 01:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by IMPEACHED! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋