I have my sandard grade prelims tommorow and I havent studied at all. What do i do!?, I have a very short attention span and poor concentration,I usualy just think about pie. Do you think it would help if I exploded to distract the examiner, then sneaked out of the window and fled for the hills before starting a new llife as a toaster salesperson, while secretly spending my nights at ninja club training to be a level eight ninja??
2006-11-30 00:10:20 · 12 answers · asked by I am the Badger Princess. 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Exploding is too common as a distraction technique now. You will need to find a ghost to take with you.
2006-11-30 00:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I would like to know...how in the heck to you sneak out of a room after exploding on the examiner? Wouldn't you have their attention?
Now about your problem...
Maybe you can use your daydreams to your advantage. When you think of pie you can use that for math equations for fractions. (Ex: There's 8/8 pieces of pie minus 1/8 pieces of pie equals 7/8 pieces of pie). Something like that. If they have an essay portion and you have to think of a creative portion then don't spend most of your time thinking about what you want to write cause you'll start daydreaming (trust me! lol) Take a few minutes to brainstorm, then start writing. You might end up making it up as U go along and it might turn out to be a good essay.
Grades are important, especially if U plan on going to college and/or to qualify for certain scholarships. Study anyway. Something just may stick. Nothing will stick if you don't study anything.
2006-11-30 09:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you have got a screw loose! Join the crowd! Naw, don't go off on the examiner and don't bother heading for the hills. If you need awhile to get your head out of your behind and your act together, take your posterior down to the nearest U.S. Marine Corps recruiter instead. The change is forever - and it's a good change!
Semper Fi!
2006-11-30 08:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should now start hoping that the job market for ninjas picks up. A lot.
2006-11-30 08:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, and that's your problem. Clear your mind and focus, be confident in yourself and you will find success. Don't panic, forget about what you have done and you haven't done. Remember, all ninjas need discipline.
2006-11-30 08:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because about 1.8 seconds after you walk out of school for the last time, you will see that grades mean nothing to anyone, expect your parents. if you can see this while you are still there then thats even better, and you will stop wasting your life studying and spend it with your friends.
2006-11-30 08:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats yr prb
2006-11-30 08:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh!!! Grasshopper !!!!
You Don't need no Education grasshopper, be like one of them travelling, Kung fu fighting monks with weekly adventures !!!
2006-11-30 09:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by susthiganja 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be able to conquer yourself before you can conquer your foes....Ghengis Khan.
2006-11-30 08:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by boots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-11-30 08:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋