Tell me something brief that's either funny or informative that I can pass on to my dad right now.
2006-11-29 22:52:51 · 11 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Something that is poignant is neither funny nor informative. Poignant means "thought-provoking". But here's one:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
2006-11-29 22:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by supensa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him you've changed your mind about school, and not only that, you're going to get married right away to a girl you met at your mime class. she's really nice, and she's gonna move in with you just for a short time while she catches up on her child support payments.
2006-11-30 07:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by iwondersoiask 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got some Viagra hung in my throat last night. Woke up with a stiff neck.
2006-11-30 06:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey dad, guess whose going to be a grandpa?
2006-11-30 06:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The average Sperm Whales' penis is six foot long...
Wrap that fact up and hey presto, instant Christmas present
2006-11-30 07:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth is known as Arachibutyrophobia
2006-11-30 06:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats poignant?
2006-11-30 06:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by sonoftazont 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask ur dad to giv u "da talk"!! say u are havin these feelins 4 boys & dont no wot 2 do!!! LOL
2006-11-30 07:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Dad did you know that brilliance runs in the family on the male side?............................. Can you please tell me who my real dad is?
2006-11-30 06:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o ummm...tell him i don't know grrrrrrrrrrrrr sorry
2006-11-30 07:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋