He continuously ruins my garden and steals anything shiny. I'm fed up!
2006-11-29 22:43:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Catch him and place him someone else's garden across town. Do this at night so no one sees you! Hopefully he will love it at his new home!
2006-11-29 22:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by vivian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 23:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by rieck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a circle of salt around him,wait for the full moon,then dance naked around the salt circle while picking your nose and singing beach boys songs.It worked for me.
2006-11-29 22:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit giving him so much to laugh at. eventually he'll get bored and move on.
2006-11-30 07:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by mickey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to live in my garden, laughter and happiness is always welcome there.
2006-11-30 00:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by kimmi_35 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, take one large baseball bat.....
you do the maths ;)
2006-11-30 01:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by this_space_for_hire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋