tell me the various ways i can migrate to the uk from my country nigeria without hassles?

Question

i'm a nigerian but i seek to get out ,to go to london for greener pastures and then come back to my country after probably 2 years.

Answer 1

Try the link below. Of course you know that Nigerians have a bad reputation everywhere, so you have to prove your coming to the UK is of good intentions.

Answer 2

Go on holiday to UK, find an old english lady, ravish her with compliments, take her to bed and then marry her. You'll get your visa and when you get fed up divorce her and go back to Nigeria