2006-11-29 20:40:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Brad my man......i dont have to use a sock.....unlike you
2006-11-29 23:13:34 · update #1
brad....you probably have to use excellent pick up lines or else you wont get anyone and when you do they see you for who you are and then the big DUMP
2006-11-30 00:00:46 · update #2
Weird, when I asked this question it was removed by some idiot...
Anyway, the worst: My goodness, are you working out? and ... nice top, but it will look better on my bathroom floor.
Best: Your dady's willy must be a chillie because you are damn hot!
2006-11-29 21:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by poepies 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there is ever such a thing as a good chat up line. I can give you some bad ones tho
do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past again
You must be tired cos you've been running through my mind all day
I've lost my number can i have yours.
i miss my teddy bear can you sleep with me instead
Can i borrow 20p to ring my mum and tell her I'm going to your house
It must have hurt when you fell from heaven
Get your coat before i change mind
here's my number take it before i change my mind
do you sleep on your stomach? can i?
that dress would look great on my floor
can i see your tan lines
you have a nice a**e can i wear it as a hat
excuse me you're standing on my cagoule
you're such a weapon
Nice dress can i talk you out of it
if i could rearrange the alphabet u and i would be together
hi I'm short of money could we share a cab home
You must be a parking ticket cos you have fine written all over you
can i have my heart back now please
i could go on forever cos this is a favourite subject with my friends, some of them were used by my friends oddly enough they didn't have much success
2006-11-30 05:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Atlanta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst pick up line would be "Where have you been all my life?" The best pick up line would be just a normal introduction I suppose. If guys were just themselves when talking to women, they would probably get on a lot better. That's the way I see it anyway.
2006-11-30 04:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst:You're a great upgrade compared to my ex-girlfriend
Best:Anybody just being natural,no pick-up lines
2006-11-30 07:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst: "Your daddy must be a baker"
"Why"
"Because you've got a great set of buns"
Best: A guy, using his index finger, motions to a girl to come
over. When she does, he says to her "If I can make you
come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with my
whole hand"
2006-11-30 04:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one you used when you tried to hit on my boyfriend, John: "Are you glad to see me, or is that a sock in your pants."
2006-11-30 05:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst would be-'If you were a BMW, I'd for sure take you for a ride!'
The best....hmmm.....I can't really think of the best, but for now here is one I like-'Do you want to go our for sex and pizza?'....'NO!'......'What?? Don't you like pizza??' Hehe. A bit lame, but I like it :) I'll try think up some others.
2006-11-30 04:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best: Hello can I buy you a drink.
Worst: Anything about "phone your mum" or "can I talk you out of that dress" ad nauseum
2006-11-30 04:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst: 'I've forgotten my address, can I have yours?'
The best: "If you're going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon."
2006-11-30 04:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by DolphinLami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab your coat you've pulled is the worst
best was just being gazed at accross the room when i met my hubby, not a word was said
2006-11-30 04:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋