2006-11-29 18:14:59 · 35 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would give them a shovel and ask them to clear it up.
2006-11-29 18:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First: i would laugh so hard watching him.
Second: i'd pull out my shotgun and make him clean it up... w/ his mouth.
Third: call the cops- Kiss his sorry @$$ goodbye!
Fourth: while the cops are taking him away... i gather a bunch of friends and we all go take a dump in his front lawn as a present for when he returns!
2006-11-29 18:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suplex the offender and run their face in it. I would order them to write a full report on the food's:
Texture, quality, taste and other things.
If they refused, I would take a dump in their mouth.
2006-12-02 10:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by dayle123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be so heated! My first reaction would be to go cuss them out. I'd probably run and get a plastic glove, pick up the turd--assuming it's pretty firm--and throw it at them :o). But, that's all in a heated rage.
Realistically, I would just go cuss them out and leave it at that.
2006-11-29 18:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by Not You, Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrap a plastic bag around my steel capped work boots and march out the front door before accelerating into a charge winding my leg right back before i reached them as far as I could and booting their colon into the next block and their head and teeth well past my nice soft grass into the clay underneath it
2006-11-29 18:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by Bazil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a male Great Dane and set him on the trespasser while he is at it.... will take a while for the initial surprise to wear off....
2006-12-02 07:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by mefussa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit them with a rolled up newspaper, rub their nose in it and yell "bad boy/girl!" Then I'd make them clean it up.
2006-11-29 18:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Baseball bat to the face!
2006-11-29 18:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plant some potatoes as i have heard it is the best fertiliser around.
2006-11-29 18:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by ROBSTER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id hog tie thair azz.
fry that doky up in the skillit.
and fead it to them in the dog boll
2006-11-29 18:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by loboe27 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i will order the person to lick the dump
2006-11-29 21:01:53 · answer #11 · answered by rizwano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋