In 1994, Tupak didn't die. The government brought him back to life as the 6 million dollar gangsta. He was sent back to the 60's where he shot JFK with a magic bullet, poisoned Elvis, and taught Isaac Hayes how to make funk music in 71'. He also taught a young Osama Bin Laden the finer points of terrorism so he could work for the US in the 80's and destroy the world trade center in 30 years. His last mission was crashing the plane Lynyrd Skynyrd was on, which he did not survive.
Can you top this theory, I think I covered all my bases.
2006-11-29 18:05:49 · 14 answers · asked by mbezlr 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
It doesn't matter how off my facts are, it's sarcasm. If you thought I was serious, you need to lay off the meds yourself.
2006-11-29 18:19:33 · update #1
You forgot about Roswell and the alien autopsy.
2006-11-29 18:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who said Osama Bin Laden took out the towers ? Your government ? Now that story told by your media and government about what happened on 9/11 is the most outrageous conspiracy theory i've ever heard, so sorry buddy but that places you in second..
2006-11-30 04:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by SUFI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude...you didn't cover ALL your bases. In order to have a conspiracy, it takes more than just one person to have the same theory.. But hey...I'll go along for the ride if you want me to. Then it won't be just a theory, it truely will be a conspiracy theory. Wow, that's deep.
2006-11-30 02:54:21 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isaac Hayes is the best.
"by the time I get to Phoenix" man there ain't no better song to get drunk to.
2006-11-30 02:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run for your life you let the cat out of the bag there coming after you.
2006-11-30 02:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by josh m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tupac died in 96???
theres a time machine???
a magic bullet???
elvis is dead???
osama blew up wtc???
you're smart????
2006-11-30 02:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely awesome!
I couldn't top that, even if I tried!
2006-11-30 03:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Iraq ain't about oil!
2006-11-30 02:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by chuck y 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My BUSH is the real reason for my period. I blame my BUSH for it completely.
2006-11-30 03:44:06 · answer #9 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should start splitting your pills in half.
2006-11-30 02:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by gibson770 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋