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Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

or

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2006-11-29 17:10:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

Hi SEXXXy lol..how about dat!

2006-11-29 17:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2 2

No, I would act disoriented and start talking nonsense to myself. A weekend pass to the phsyc ward would be a better free vacation then a trip to the county jail.

2006-11-30 01:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by bown 4 · 0 0

Ithink both are pretty valid answer for inviting a 9mm bullet thru your head

2006-11-30 01:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by serengeti 3 · 1 0

Depends where you live.

Anywhere in the south, the first one.

Anywhere in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, or Surrey, or Whalley, I would have to say the second.

2006-11-30 01:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao I'd say neither one because i wouldn't want to go to jail. i would just say oh was i speeding i didn't notice cause the kids were fighting and crying in the back I'm sooooo sorry officer. i promise it wont happen again.

2006-11-30 01:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by kameo_44 4 · 0 0

Hi, ossifer, I is not been drinkin, I swears that I only had 'this many'.

My gf was in my lap as I drove, I swears it's not what you think, she was about to puke.

Did I tell you how hot you are Mr. ? I bets we could range something?

2006-11-30 01:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i saw this comedian on telly the other night and she said when a cop pulled her over and said you're not wearing your seat belt she reply-ed thats not the only thing i'm not wearing...thought it was cute

2006-11-30 01:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, the second one sounds more credible !

=0)
Good luck

2006-11-30 10:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what if he has a fifty caliber desert eagle or an m4 in the car?

2006-11-30 01:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by trader4578 4 · 1 0

Not a very good thing to say.

2006-11-30 01:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 1 0

Depends on whether you enjoy being shot.

2006-11-30 01:12:02 · answer #11 · answered by triviatm 6 · 1 0

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